Mr. Fun at Parties
@ccarrel.bsky.social
Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.
I just completed an online ID verification that felt more like a privacy violation. Nice.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just completed an online ID verification that felt more like a privacy violation. Nice.
Bring me the cheesehead of Alfredo Garcia.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bring me the cheesehead of Alfredo Garcia.
Suddenly, I realized we had stumbled into a dense forest. We were surrounded by stupid trees.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Suddenly, I realized we had stumbled into a dense forest. We were surrounded by stupid trees.
I was trying to think up bullshit job titles and Chief Thoughts and Prayers Officer came to mind.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I was trying to think up bullshit job titles and Chief Thoughts and Prayers Officer came to mind.
The vibes today are… maximum alpha at 1.25x speed.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The vibes today are… maximum alpha at 1.25x speed.
The best place to get weird!
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The best place to get weird!
He may not even be 2 years old, but Murphy has already perfected the annoyed old man look. This is the mean-ass look I got for waking him from his nap because the Seahawks scored a touchdown.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
He may not even be 2 years old, but Murphy has already perfected the annoyed old man look. This is the mean-ass look I got for waking him from his nap because the Seahawks scored a touchdown.
My office mates are helping out by heavy napping (in between demands for playtime and walks)
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My office mates are helping out by heavy napping (in between demands for playtime and walks)
From now on, my book reviews will include both a star rating and a Max Alpha rating.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
From now on, my book reviews will include both a star rating and a Max Alpha rating.
Only cucks and simps listen to their auds and pods at 1.25X speed. 2X those tomes, you chumps!
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Only cucks and simps listen to their auds and pods at 1.25X speed. 2X those tomes, you chumps!
The vibes today are… mistakes will be made and lessons will not be learned.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The vibes today are… mistakes will be made and lessons will not be learned.
Right now, approximately 2 billion humans are sleeping. Imagine the collective snore, like a great eldritch god-beast bellowing into the darkness.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Right now, approximately 2 billion humans are sleeping. Imagine the collective snore, like a great eldritch god-beast bellowing into the darkness.
The vibes today are… slamdance the Cosmopolis
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The vibes today are… slamdance the Cosmopolis
In space no one can hear you recite poetry either, but nobody talks about that?
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In space no one can hear you recite poetry either, but nobody talks about that?
Maybe I didn’t get the full points I wanted from the Arsenal match yesterday but I did get the most glorious Leandro Trossard GIF that will ever exist
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Maybe I didn’t get the full points I wanted from the Arsenal match yesterday but I did get the most glorious Leandro Trossard GIF that will ever exist
The vibes today are… Just fine. Nice, actually. Go and enjoy your day, champ.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The vibes today are… Just fine. Nice, actually. Go and enjoy your day, champ.
The vibes today are… Do the worm on Acropolis.
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The vibes today are… Do the worm on Acropolis.
Watching Everton’s Michael Keane score a goal off a corner. “Hey, that’s Arsenal’s schtick. He can’t do that!”
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Watching Everton’s Michael Keane score a goal off a corner. “Hey, that’s Arsenal’s schtick. He can’t do that!”
I saw a rear window decal on a big white SUV that read “Do you follow Jesus this closely?” which confused me. Isn’t that their whole thing, tailgating Jesus?
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I saw a rear window decal on a big white SUV that read “Do you follow Jesus this closely?” which confused me. Isn’t that their whole thing, tailgating Jesus?
The vibes today are… over-bored and self-assured.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The vibes today are… over-bored and self-assured.
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Thinking again how perverse it is that Musk was given a $1T salary as his cuts to USAID has led to 600,000 deaths. What a shameful world.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thinking again how perverse it is that Musk was given a $1T salary as his cuts to USAID has led to 600,000 deaths. What a shameful world.
If we get the KitKattian Jihad instead of the Butlerian Jihad, I’ll be cool with that.
Fuck Waymo—Long Live Kit Kat!
A self-driving car killed a beloved SF cat. Kit Kat's murder fits into the long history of tech companies using the Bay as a testing ground — at our expense. But the Bay has had enough.
Read @alexhanna.bsky.social's searing take: bayareacurrent.com/fuck-waymo-l...
A self-driving car killed a beloved SF cat. Kit Kat's murder fits into the long history of tech companies using the Bay as a testing ground — at our expense. But the Bay has had enough.
Read @alexhanna.bsky.social's searing take: bayareacurrent.com/fuck-waymo-l...
Fuck Waymo, Long Live KitKat
A self-driving car killed a beloved SF cat. It’s part of a long history of tech companies using the Bay as a testing ground at our expense. People have had enough.
bayareacurrent.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If we get the KitKattian Jihad instead of the Butlerian Jihad, I’ll be cool with that.
The vibes today are… please confirm you are not a robot.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The vibes today are… please confirm you are not a robot.
Perfect angels when they’re sleeping.
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Perfect angels when they’re sleeping.
Love turning on the outdoor lights at 2 pm because its that time of year in the Pacific Northwest, its giving that Big Dark Energy.
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Love turning on the outdoor lights at 2 pm because its that time of year in the Pacific Northwest, its giving that Big Dark Energy.