eldest daughter requested mommy & me time at the cake pop store so here I am making sure that the black Barbies are front and center in the toy aisle.

going to #mayoclinic in Rochester in a few weeks, where should one go to eat their feelings?

“The identity of our chef’s cooking does not allow us to adapt to vegans” is so French, love that for him.

I am offering this up to @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social or anyone else willing to pay Jonathan Groff or LMM enough to do it… please someone rewrite You’ll Be Back but in the voice of Charles III to the Americans currently leaving for Europe, I NEED IT.

the thing about FP Movement is that I have to pay a ridiculously price to try on clothing when I have ZERO IDEA what it actually looks like bc the photos are absolutely bonkers… why?

Once again seeing the Xaden discourse regarding him being a POC and tbh, how are we reading fantasy in the year 2025 and pretending the MMC can be anything but? Unless it explicitly says a dude is white (or bad, bad guys are ALWAYS white) then I’m not letting a white man in on my pretend realm.

I have a barely embroidered hoop, a dress that needs mending, a kid’s Valentine’s Day box to help finish, and what am I doing? Googling needle felting kits. SOMEONE HIT ME.

the venn diagram of weird adults in my daughter’s gymnastic class who don’t know personal boundaries and who clapped today when RFKJ was pushed through is a circle.

i love when a republican says “no one wants to work these days” and then they turn around and start trying to deport the only people in this country who seem to work? like good god, immigrants are the only ones who get the job done, my dude.

Someone get me on the phone with the UI designer from CarPlay x Spotify, I got some questions…

Can we, PLEASE, make 2026 the year we vote for elected officials not because we’d have a beer with them, but instead for insanely boring reasons like they’d be the person you call if you were filling out HR paperwork or if you needed help fixing your oven.

when the orange menace says we are going to put our flag on the moon, he is using the royal “we” right? Like it’s him and his band of broligarchs on that rocket, right? Can we speed up that process by chance? Tomorrow sounds good.

*taps mic* is this thing on? can someone please hold my hand and tell me how to find people on here?

Tell anyone defending Elon Musk to film themselves doing the same “wave” and upload it to the internet. Tell them to share it with their friends and family and employer. If it’s not so bad, what could happen?