Carl Burnett
cburnett-pnw.bsky.social
Carl Burnett
@cburnett-pnw.bsky.social
Oregon dad, skier, writer, knowledge engineer.
Music, trivia, historical research.
Only now beginning to regret my decision to change my legal name to Potential Spam back in ‘02
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Best phishing text I’ve ever received, hands down
October 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Top 3 Canadian things known by the abbreviation "CRJ":
1. Carly Rae Jepsen
2. Canadair Regional Jet
3. The Commission for Reindeer Justice
July 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My favorite member of The Vegetable Underground was always John Kale
May 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm having trouble imagining a worse definition of the term "birthday."
April 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
[Biological taxonomy joke] that pig is looking kinda Sus
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ever watch an old movie where they order like a pork chop and coffee?

Bring back coffee as a mealtime beverage!
February 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM