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“S.P.D. You call yourself a Butler? I’ll demonstrate, so shut up and watch. It’s all about the Speed, Precision, and Decisiveness.”
The Chief Butler of the Edgar Family.
D.A.M. about translations. Someone’ll figure it out.
*Parody / Not Affiliated w/ PJM
The Chief Butler of the Edgar Family.
D.A.M. about translations. Someone’ll figure it out.
*Parody / Not Affiliated w/ PJM
Haaaaah… finally. All the maids have been thoroughly retaught.
What a huge W.O.T.
What a huge W.O.T.
June 22, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Haaaaah… finally. All the maids have been thoroughly retaught.
What a huge W.O.T.
What a huge W.O.T.
Tch. Never seen as much O.D.F. in a while. The Butlers are improving at lowering standards further.
May 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Tch. Never seen as much O.D.F. in a while. The Butlers are improving at lowering standards further.
A small child told me “Happy Mother’s Day” today.
..Heh, T.Y.L.O. If only.
..Heh, T.Y.L.O. If only.
May 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A small child told me “Happy Mother’s Day” today.
..Heh, T.Y.L.O. If only.
..Heh, T.Y.L.O. If only.
It’s only been a few days and several Butlers are complaining about the heat.
S.W and K.W.
S.W and K.W.
May 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s only been a few days and several Butlers are complaining about the heat.
S.W and K.W.
S.W and K.W.
Tsk, almost forgot about this.
The Butlers have been F.A.F.M.S. and don’t seem to learn for the long term. Haaaah. More conditioning will have to be done.
The Butlers have been F.A.F.M.S. and don’t seem to learn for the long term. Haaaah. More conditioning will have to be done.
April 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tsk, almost forgot about this.
The Butlers have been F.A.F.M.S. and don’t seem to learn for the long term. Haaaah. More conditioning will have to be done.
The Butlers have been F.A.F.M.S. and don’t seem to learn for the long term. Haaaah. More conditioning will have to be done.
A few of the Butlers have recovered. S.T.R.
April 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A few of the Butlers have recovered. S.T.R.
A few of the Butlers decided to put a bucket full of water on a door frame.
There will be plenty of T.R.I.C.K.S. claimed.
There will be plenty of T.R.I.C.K.S. claimed.
If I see anyone in the manor within the next twenty four hours pull some “April Fools” ploy, I’ll T.R.I.C.K.
April 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A few of the Butlers decided to put a bucket full of water on a door frame.
There will be plenty of T.R.I.C.K.S. claimed.
There will be plenty of T.R.I.C.K.S. claimed.
If I see anyone in the manor within the next twenty four hours pull some “April Fools” ploy, I’ll T.R.I.C.K.
April 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If I see anyone in the manor within the next twenty four hours pull some “April Fools” ploy, I’ll T.R.I.C.K.
Haaaaah… another day, another dozen explanations.
The Nightshift will begin soon. Heh, finally, S.T.L.F.T.
The Nightshift will begin soon. Heh, finally, S.T.L.F.T.
March 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Haaaaah… another day, another dozen explanations.
The Nightshift will begin soon. Heh, finally, S.T.L.F.T.
The Nightshift will begin soon. Heh, finally, S.T.L.F.T.
ESGOO will feel my wrath.
March 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ESGOO will feel my wrath.
Caught a Butler “accidentally” forgetting her duties.
Perhaps tomorrow she won’t have such a R.A.
Perhaps tomorrow she won’t have such a R.A.
March 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Caught a Butler “accidentally” forgetting her duties.
Perhaps tomorrow she won’t have such a R.A.
Perhaps tomorrow she won’t have such a R.A.
These Butlers’ memories are horrible.
The next person who asks me to repeat myself will T.A.E.L. starting tomorrow.
The next person who asks me to repeat myself will T.A.E.L. starting tomorrow.
March 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
These Butlers’ memories are horrible.
The next person who asks me to repeat myself will T.A.E.L. starting tomorrow.
The next person who asks me to repeat myself will T.A.E.L. starting tomorrow.
Hooh, today’s night watch will be O.T.R.
February 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hooh, today’s night watch will be O.T.R.
There’s been too many mistakes without any being fixed or changed.
Haah, I’ll have to come up with more convincing methods to get it through their skulls.
Haah, I’ll have to come up with more convincing methods to get it through their skulls.
February 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There’s been too many mistakes without any being fixed or changed.
Haah, I’ll have to come up with more convincing methods to get it through their skulls.
Haah, I’ll have to come up with more convincing methods to get it through their skulls.
One of the Butlers asked me if they could have V.D. off. I said “no”. Shortly after, they ‘accidentally’ sliced their finger on a knife.
Haaaaah, the things these fools will do for a day off.
Haaaaah, the things these fools will do for a day off.
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One of the Butlers asked me if they could have V.D. off. I said “no”. Shortly after, they ‘accidentally’ sliced their finger on a knife.
Haaaaah, the things these fools will do for a day off.
Haaaaah, the things these fools will do for a day off.
Already had to whet several Butlers’ knives today.
The next one asking for another demonstration will be the demonstration.
The next one asking for another demonstration will be the demonstration.
February 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Already had to whet several Butlers’ knives today.
The next one asking for another demonstration will be the demonstration.
The next one asking for another demonstration will be the demonstration.
The laundry staff managed to shrink several articles of clothing in the wash.
Haah… S.A.D.
Haah… S.A.D.
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The laundry staff managed to shrink several articles of clothing in the wash.
Haah… S.A.D.
Haah… S.A.D.
Haaaaaahhh… I spoke too soon. The Butlers S.I.U.R. today.
One step forward, two steps back. Progress lost.
One step forward, two steps back. Progress lost.
February 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Haaaaaahhh… I spoke too soon. The Butlers S.I.U.R. today.
One step forward, two steps back. Progress lost.
One step forward, two steps back. Progress lost.
Hooh, a day went by without major mistakes.
One step closer to perfection. The Butlers will K.I.U.
One step closer to perfection. The Butlers will K.I.U.
January 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hooh, a day went by without major mistakes.
One step closer to perfection. The Butlers will K.I.U.
One step closer to perfection. The Butlers will K.I.U.
Haah.. how many Butlers does it take to screw something up?
A.O.T.
A.O.T.
January 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Haah.. how many Butlers does it take to screw something up?
A.O.T.
A.O.T.
Just saw a Butler fall on their face, tossing all the dinnerware onto the floor.
Haaaaaahh…
Haaaaaahh…
January 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Just saw a Butler fall on their face, tossing all the dinnerware onto the floor.
Haaaaaahh…
Haaaaaahh…
The temperature of the winds has dropped considerably, causing that fool of a Master to go cold and shivering.
Hmph, the Butlers M.K.H.W. at all costs when tending to him directly.
Hmph, the Butlers M.K.H.W. at all costs when tending to him directly.
January 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The temperature of the winds has dropped considerably, causing that fool of a Master to go cold and shivering.
Hmph, the Butlers M.K.H.W. at all costs when tending to him directly.
Hmph, the Butlers M.K.H.W. at all costs when tending to him directly.
Just beat up sixteen Butlers for waking up thirty minutes late.
January 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just beat up sixteen Butlers for waking up thirty minutes late.
The weather is expected to be especially strong around this time of year, and yet some Butlers are still taken by surprise.
Tch.. we still have a long way to go.
Tch.. we still have a long way to go.
January 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The weather is expected to be especially strong around this time of year, and yet some Butlers are still taken by surprise.
Tch.. we still have a long way to go.
Tch.. we still have a long way to go.
I’ve been told being here would “broaden my horizons”. Haah… if I see even one Butler slacking off, I’ll G.T.A.R.B.
January 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I’ve been told being here would “broaden my horizons”. Haah… if I see even one Butler slacking off, I’ll G.T.A.R.B.