Bree Schmidt
@cbreeschmidt.bsky.social
I don’t identify as male or female; I identify as a threat. 🏳️🌈 PS4/5 gamer. ADHD with a touch of the ‘tism. Formerly @B_Schmidt on that other hellsite.
https://www.shopthevigilauntie.com
https://www.shopthevigilauntie.com
I love it when people don’t realize you show up on “suggested friends” on FB when you creep on someone’s profile and you’re not already friends
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I love it when people don’t realize you show up on “suggested friends” on FB when you creep on someone’s profile and you’re not already friends
I’ve been doing an art lately, focusing on ICE. Idk if anyone is interested, but here.
June 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’ve been doing an art lately, focusing on ICE. Idk if anyone is interested, but here.
Oof, that boycott is hitting y’all hard, huh Target?
June 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oof, that boycott is hitting y’all hard, huh Target?
FYI: if you flip a Tesla logo, you get a KKK hood
April 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
FYI: if you flip a Tesla logo, you get a KKK hood
I couldn't not make this. Couldn't. But I hope he doesn't try to meet me after this...
April 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I couldn't not make this. Couldn't. But I hope he doesn't try to meet me after this...
In case you were wondering how stupid you have to be to work for Sarah Sanders, here’s your answer.
March 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In case you were wondering how stupid you have to be to work for Sarah Sanders, here’s your answer.
You starting with your own haircut?
March 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You starting with your own haircut?
Just gals being palentines.
February 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just gals being palentines.
Out: “Per my last email”
In:
In:
March 14, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Out: “Per my last email”
In:
In:
Oh hey I married my best friend Saturday.
March 11, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Oh hey I married my best friend Saturday.
Um Google y’all sure this is the best alternative for my ADHD meds? You’re SURE???
January 10, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Um Google y’all sure this is the best alternative for my ADHD meds? You’re SURE???
ICYMI: Things are not going well for Sen. Fetterman 😂 It’s giving peak Democrat 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Say it with me: “To fuck around is human. To find out is divine.”
Say it with me: “To fuck around is human. To find out is divine.”
December 21, 2023 at 5:25 PM
ICYMI: Things are not going well for Sen. Fetterman 😂 It’s giving peak Democrat 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Say it with me: “To fuck around is human. To find out is divine.”
Say it with me: “To fuck around is human. To find out is divine.”
OK forget your Enneagram. What flavor of neurospice are you?
December 19, 2023 at 5:01 PM
OK forget your Enneagram. What flavor of neurospice are you?
Wait why are they mad? We the people get fucked in that room a lot
December 19, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Wait why are they mad? We the people get fucked in that room a lot
Another fun thing to say to men when they think their opinion is gospel:
December 12, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Another fun thing to say to men when they think their opinion is gospel:
Unfortunately for Officer Timmy, I had time today
December 3, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Unfortunately for Officer Timmy, I had time today
The vibe I keep 24/7. 😌 Fuck Henry Kissenger forever.
November 30, 2023 at 4:41 PM
The vibe I keep 24/7. 😌 Fuck Henry Kissenger forever.
I gave my old, worn out black denim hooded vest from high school to a friend and their 11 year old is obsessed with it to say the least. I guess the kids are indeed alright.
November 29, 2023 at 10:16 PM
I gave my old, worn out black denim hooded vest from high school to a friend and their 11 year old is obsessed with it to say the least. I guess the kids are indeed alright.
Love it when my girl gets up early and makes us coffee.
November 26, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Love it when my girl gets up early and makes us coffee.
Bro why would you say this out loud
November 6, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Bro why would you say this out loud
One of the side effects now linked to Ozempic/drugs like it is mental decline, but like how would we know if Sarah Huckabee Sanders experiencing mental decline?
November 6, 2023 at 4:37 PM
One of the side effects now linked to Ozempic/drugs like it is mental decline, but like how would we know if Sarah Huckabee Sanders experiencing mental decline?
