I will wait for the audiobook version of this magazine

I know you often say 'is there any thing they can not do' but maybe they have found a thing potatoes can not do

Also there is a family here wearing ugly Christmas sweaters and a set of red/green 'naughty/nice' caps. It is Nov 10

Sending whatever the opposite of the Welcome Wagon is

Will that be before or after we get the taco trucks on every corner? Still waiting for the taco trucks.

Mmm. Tacos.

Unrelated, but the way the gold whatzit over the door does not align with the center of the door window panels is making me twitchy

Tactical egg nog stockpiles have been spotted at my local grocery store, so I believe it is ready for deployment at your command

"A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."