Some would say realistic (by one side)

Sir, this is a library.

Ah thank you. I don’t get to read much with four young ones in the house but I’ll keep in mind when they’re all in school!

And it comes in a range of fun colours!

I don’t even know what GR is. I like that I can easily compile my top ten of the year on Letterboxd using my diary.

I think you missed the point of comedy and satire.

Just stop drinking wastewater.

Problem solved.

The only question you should ask is;

Why has my life gone this poorly, that I am here?

Trump’s values:

Racism
Sexual assault
Fraud
Delusions
Popularist rhetoric
Coming up with easy to remember slogans then his single digit IQ base can chant them.
Whatever makes Trump money

Because no republican has ever done the same.

Here’s to a Tap-ping and rocking 2024!