Charles Boehm ⚽️
@cboehm.bsky.social
Writes, edits, talks, creates, mostly about soccer. Drop a line whenever.
His charts are rather vibey as well
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
His charts are rather vibey as well
"...the way we play is the way I want to play as a footballer..."
Another big night in an unreal debut MLS season for the well-traveled Anders Dreyer, one of my favorite profile subjects thus far this year:
www.mlssoccer.com/news/anders-...
Another big night in an unreal debut MLS season for the well-traveled Anders Dreyer, one of my favorite profile subjects thus far this year:
www.mlssoccer.com/news/anders-...
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"...the way we play is the way I want to play as a footballer..."
Another big night in an unreal debut MLS season for the well-traveled Anders Dreyer, one of my favorite profile subjects thus far this year:
www.mlssoccer.com/news/anders-...
Another big night in an unreal debut MLS season for the well-traveled Anders Dreyer, one of my favorite profile subjects thus far this year:
www.mlssoccer.com/news/anders-...
KC Current 1, Gotham FC 2 (aet)
The European mind cannot comprehend
The European mind cannot comprehend
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
KC Current 1, Gotham FC 2 (aet)
The European mind cannot comprehend
The European mind cannot comprehend
One last shout for this one - on the nagging little voices FC Cincinnati must overcome in this second half of our FIFTH Hell Is Real of 2025:
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
One last shout for this one - on the nagging little voices FC Cincinnati must overcome in this second half of our FIFTH Hell Is Real of 2025:
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
The Minnesota United brand is strong. So brutally strong.
So strong, in fact, that it may be killing the rest of us, at an agonizing slow pace
So strong, in fact, that it may be killing the rest of us, at an agonizing slow pace
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The Minnesota United brand is strong. So brutally strong.
So strong, in fact, that it may be killing the rest of us, at an agonizing slow pace
So strong, in fact, that it may be killing the rest of us, at an agonizing slow pace
Son Heung-min also inflicted unspeakable filth on ATX tonight. Pour one out for LAFC alum Ilie Sanchez... and the many, many other opponents over the years who've tried to figure out that nasty stepover of his
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Son Heung-min also inflicted unspeakable filth on ATX tonight. Pour one out for LAFC alum Ilie Sanchez... and the many, many other opponents over the years who've tried to figure out that nasty stepover of his
What Denis Bouanga just did to Oleksandr Svatok and Brendan Hines-Ike down in Austin is absolutely SAVAGE - and in certain Texas counties, possibly illegal on a Sunday
November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What Denis Bouanga just did to Oleksandr Svatok and Brendan Hines-Ike down in Austin is absolutely SAVAGE - and in certain Texas counties, possibly illegal on a Sunday
Darlington Nagbe's line in CLB 4, CIN 0, what could be the last home game of his superb career: 90 minutes, 71 touches, 55/60 passing (92%), 3 defensive contributions, 5/7 duels won, 3 fouls drawn, 1 committed
Vintage DN. If you watch Nagbe, you see Columbus' whole game.
Vintage DN. If you watch Nagbe, you see Columbus' whole game.
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Darlington Nagbe's line in CLB 4, CIN 0, what could be the last home game of his superb career: 90 minutes, 71 touches, 55/60 passing (92%), 3 defensive contributions, 5/7 duels won, 3 fouls drawn, 1 committed
Vintage DN. If you watch Nagbe, you see Columbus' whole game.
Vintage DN. If you watch Nagbe, you see Columbus' whole game.
Some funintentional genius in here...
Apparently some of us think "God Bless America" is the national anthem and that all Good Patriots are supposed to stand up and sing it when they play it at the ballpark???? 💀
I haven't been to Yankee Stadium in a while, sounds like a lame 7th inning stretch
Apparently some of us think "God Bless America" is the national anthem and that all Good Patriots are supposed to stand up and sing it when they play it at the ballpark???? 💀
I haven't been to Yankee Stadium in a while, sounds like a lame 7th inning stretch
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Some funintentional genius in here...
Apparently some of us think "God Bless America" is the national anthem and that all Good Patriots are supposed to stand up and sing it when they play it at the ballpark???? 💀
I haven't been to Yankee Stadium in a while, sounds like a lame 7th inning stretch
Apparently some of us think "God Bless America" is the national anthem and that all Good Patriots are supposed to stand up and sing it when they play it at the ballpark???? 💀
I haven't been to Yankee Stadium in a while, sounds like a lame 7th inning stretch
INBOX: They've coined a desert owl mascot in Bora Milutinovic's honor 🦉
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
INBOX: They've coined a desert owl mascot in Bora Milutinovic's honor 🦉
C'mon, the tactic's ideological godfather wore baseball caps like it was required in his contract!
This is the fit of a Pennsylvania high-school football coach
This is the fit of a Pennsylvania high-school football coach
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
C'mon, the tactic's ideological godfather wore baseball caps like it was required in his contract!
This is the fit of a Pennsylvania high-school football coach
This is the fit of a Pennsylvania high-school football coach
No Wilfried Zaha, no party for Charlotte FC, who become the first home side to lose in this year's MLS playoffs.
Brutally stifled by NYCFC. 😬
Brutally stifled by NYCFC. 😬
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
No Wilfried Zaha, no party for Charlotte FC, who become the first home side to lose in this year's MLS playoffs.
Brutally stifled by NYCFC. 😬
Brutally stifled by NYCFC. 😬
@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com This is goated
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com This is goated
They can pass you into oblivion
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They can pass you into oblivion
San Diego FC's faith in youth is so impressive - No. 1 team in the MLS Western Conference and half of their back line isn't old enough to buy a beer.
And those kids did the damn job tonight against Portland's veterans. First playoff game in club history, first playoff W in club history.
And those kids did the damn job tonight against Portland's veterans. First playoff game in club history, first playoff W in club history.
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
San Diego FC's faith in youth is so impressive - No. 1 team in the MLS Western Conference and half of their back line isn't old enough to buy a beer.
And those kids did the damn job tonight against Portland's veterans. First playoff game in club history, first playoff W in club history.
And those kids did the damn job tonight against Portland's veterans. First playoff game in club history, first playoff W in club history.
When I see stuff like this, I try to imagine the Houston Dynamo wearing a San Jose Earthquakes throwback or the Columbus Crew actually moving to Austin, then rolling out some gold retros with the Men At Work crest on them. To say nothing of a Wimbledon/MK Dons scenario.
Kind of a, uhhh, third rail
Kind of a, uhhh, third rail
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When I see stuff like this, I try to imagine the Houston Dynamo wearing a San Jose Earthquakes throwback or the Columbus Crew actually moving to Austin, then rolling out some gold retros with the Men At Work crest on them. To say nothing of a Wimbledon/MK Dons scenario.
Kind of a, uhhh, third rail
Kind of a, uhhh, third rail
Sofia Cantore, that's amore 🤌🤌
It's also FILTHY
It's also FILTHY
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sofia Cantore, that's amore 🤌🤌
It's also FILTHY
It's also FILTHY
Oh no, Wikipedia just cooked you bruh
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Oh no, Wikipedia just cooked you bruh
Cristian Roldan's night so far...
Not bad
Not bad
October 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cristian Roldan's night so far...
Not bad
Not bad
So much good stuff from so many players in such a quickly-developing sequence for the leveler.
Richards' read to step is superb. Roldan calm in traffic, then clever to see the vertical seam + exploit it. Wright snaps from seemingly disinterested to in on goal in, what, 3-4 steps?
Speed of thought📈
Richards' read to step is superb. Roldan calm in traffic, then clever to see the vertical seam + exploit it. Wright snaps from seemingly disinterested to in on goal in, what, 3-4 steps?
Speed of thought📈
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So much good stuff from so many players in such a quickly-developing sequence for the leveler.
Richards' read to step is superb. Roldan calm in traffic, then clever to see the vertical seam + exploit it. Wright snaps from seemingly disinterested to in on goal in, what, 3-4 steps?
Speed of thought📈
Richards' read to step is superb. Roldan calm in traffic, then clever to see the vertical seam + exploit it. Wright snaps from seemingly disinterested to in on goal in, what, 3-4 steps?
Speed of thought📈
Via @fotmob.com, US' top defensive contributors in statistical terms in the first half:
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Via @fotmob.com, US' top defensive contributors in statistical terms in the first half:
World Cup games are taking place in Boston???
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
World Cup games are taking place in Boston???