You’re gunna like this one: pedaling harder.

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Sadly, that place lost my business over that kind of stuff.

Woolworth?

This is technically not Buffalo Plaid.

I laughed at myself and the coworker who got me into fountain pens when I learned that they don’t write well on “cheap” paper. And by cheap I mean the normal stuff you pull out of a laser printer. The most plentiful paper to be found.

That is it. And one reason stuff like this feels so outrageous is that we are subject to much bigger risks when sharing the road with cars. But this risk can be assigned to a large company that doesn’t want to get sued. And so we are not allowed to take this risk.

We are not allowed.

He might as well have screamed “I’m a loser!” because that’s what I hear when people do that kind of thing.

I take that back. It just needed a few minutes to… I don’t know… index the gizmos or enumerate the widgets.

Nice bike. What is the spiraled wire? A light?

I’m getting studded tires this year. My shoulder still hurts from my fall last year.

Something something about the falconer in charge of the CDC… I wish I were more clever.