All you need to do is make them taste like something different, then people will like them for what they aren't!

I mean, sure, it isn't like Ubisoft would ever keep any negative information about their behind-the-scenes actions from the public.

But bringing a duck is fair game.

I guess the rumours of him snuffing it in a plane crash were false after all!

"No strings on them!"

I still have flashbacks to the time that someone danced to the theme tune to the old Pokemon anime.