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Likes (some, in no particular order): Miami Heat, Gaming, Astronomy/Science, Medieval History
Happy holidays and fuck the Christian nationalists
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Being a diabetic can feel clutter-y at times. Also feels like I’m attaching cybernetic attachments every 3 days
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Happy steam sale season to all who celebrate
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The arm is probably broken, but glad that Jovic didn’t have to go off on a stretcher after that fall
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My old bank has been retro-fitted to become a Taco Bell.

@danryckert.com is the only one I know on here that would truly appreciate this
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I cannot wait for Tyler Herro to be off of my team
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Moving my office tv to our bedroom for the sole purpose of hoping my wife gets addicted to playing the switch 2 in bed
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you think $30 a month for Xbox game pass in insane, just wait for the $40 a month from this bag of shit
The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It is an absolute horrendous experience trying to scroll thru games on Amazon’s app now. Sponsored ads galore make it garbage. Places like @dekudeals.com help keep my sanity looking for stuff nowadays
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nothing like waking up to a free game courtesy of @tolkoto.com

Shouts out Giant Bomb! @giantbomb.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey @grubb.wtf you guys mentioned on game mess mornings recently about Nintendo showing sessions played statistics. I guess PlayStation is doing it now too?
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ghost of Yotei is gorgeous
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“…it powers gameplay I thought had been left in the 2000s, like an escort sequence in which players have to fend off waves of enemies while the NPC cowers behind a nearby rock, the reward for completing which is, yes, another excruciating dialogue sequence.”

*Shudders in fear*
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Has there been another time in a NBA season where 3 teams in the same conference are 1-10, or worse? Sure there has been but that is crazy to see. @kpelton.bsky.social maybe knows?
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
By far my favorite Cyanide and Happiness work. I giggle every time it pops up on my Facebook memories
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted by revan_lots
Norman Powell is gonna have a career year in points per game. That’s the only Miami Heat stat that I’m certain of for this season
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
More clear than ever that the top democrats in charge are just soft-core republicans and always have been
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m trying to find the right screws to reattach my tv stand, and it is just diabolical how many different types I have in one drawer with no clue what goes to what.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Spoelstra has seemingly gone from waiting until the last 30 seconds to challenge calls last season to using them all in the first quarter this season
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The way that ESPN changed the nba boxscore around should end with someone in prison. It is atrocious now
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Why the fuck has Bam taken 11 3 pt shots tonight? Including 2 airballs this quarter
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Norman Powell is gonna have a career year in points per game. That’s the only Miami Heat stat that I’m certain of for this season
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wanted to listen to Lebatard Show talk about the NBA gambling stuff, but it is truly hard to listen to their podcast version now with how many ads they have stuffed into it 🙃.
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My goal is to be so infrequent with my posts that not even the sex bots want to follow me
September 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM