They put a dead bear in the Christmas manger
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They put a dead bear in the Christmas manger
Thinking about this dog that I saw yesterday… and his groomer… whom I assume dyed him bc it looks so professional…. 👀
October 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Thinking about this dog that I saw yesterday… and his groomer… whom I assume dyed him bc it looks so professional…. 👀
went to the beach and saw a rock that looked like an abandoned bread roll and spent 1 min admiring it, relieved i wasn’t touching someone’s stale food
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
went to the beach and saw a rock that looked like an abandoned bread roll and spent 1 min admiring it, relieved i wasn’t touching someone’s stale food
Generation Lab asking if I’d install an ongoing tracker on all my phone activity for $50 / month and it’s fine bc big tech already does that anyway (??!). That is not a selling point
July 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Generation Lab asking if I’d install an ongoing tracker on all my phone activity for $50 / month and it’s fine bc big tech already does that anyway (??!). That is not a selling point
Uptown and downtown lately
June 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Uptown and downtown lately
Staying at the Shinola Hotel has been on my bucket list since it opened ✅
April 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Staying at the Shinola Hotel has been on my bucket list since it opened ✅
I’m always hate starting a new portrait bc it takes so much time, and then when I actually do it, it only takes like 2 hrs lmao
April 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m always hate starting a new portrait bc it takes so much time, and then when I actually do it, it only takes like 2 hrs lmao
This man is doing a/b testing in real time I can’t hate
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This man is doing a/b testing in real time I can’t hate
Got chicken parm takeout and then walked to the casino to eat it in front of the tvs flanked by all the Detroit men on a Sat night
April 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Got chicken parm takeout and then walked to the casino to eat it in front of the tvs flanked by all the Detroit men on a Sat night
This morning’s office breakfast for women with growing brains
March 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This morning’s office breakfast for women with growing brains
Palm beach is so beautiful and clean like a paradise in a bubble that you’ll never see in movies bc the residents would vehemently oppose any filming permits
March 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Palm beach is so beautiful and clean like a paradise in a bubble that you’ll never see in movies bc the residents would vehemently oppose any filming permits
How bittersweet to cherish a place that you could never really belong in
March 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How bittersweet to cherish a place that you could never really belong in
Paint me like one of your French girls
January 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Paint me like one of your French girls
This is the funniest store in Hudson yards bc I love their boba and they have a sculpture that would be perfect as a trash can (but they can’t do that for Branding™ purposes), and ppl yell at them for their non-purple taro drinks
January 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is the funniest store in Hudson yards bc I love their boba and they have a sculpture that would be perfect as a trash can (but they can’t do that for Branding™ purposes), and ppl yell at them for their non-purple taro drinks
holiday gift guide: get these for your worst enemy + a pair of oculus goggles to expedite the deterioration of their vision
November 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
holiday gift guide: get these for your worst enemy + a pair of oculus goggles to expedite the deterioration of their vision
Every time I’m in Ktown and I see this bitch, I’m like “do you want to fight?!”
November 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Every time I’m in Ktown and I see this bitch, I’m like “do you want to fight?!”
four of the ~10 clothing items that i bought this year. i've loved them all!!!
November 12, 2024 at 4:24 PM
four of the ~10 clothing items that i bought this year. i've loved them all!!!
The chicken korma at Maurya liberty village is my fave Indian dish ever. Thinking about it rn and weeping since I can’t eat it with my gingivitis thing
November 8, 2024 at 4:02 AM
The chicken korma at Maurya liberty village is my fave Indian dish ever. Thinking about it rn and weeping since I can’t eat it with my gingivitis thing
Something happened to the oatly package printing and these cartons got printed extra small lol
November 8, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Something happened to the oatly package printing and these cartons got printed extra small lol
Went to the distillery tour and Brooklyn Navy Yard for Open House New York. The buildings were so light filled I loved it
October 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Went to the distillery tour and Brooklyn Navy Yard for Open House New York. The buildings were so light filled I loved it
Breakfast for girls who work out in the morning who get voraciously hungryyyyy
September 27, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Breakfast for girls who work out in the morning who get voraciously hungryyyyy
Reading at the park (reposting to remove any indicator of where I am and even what book I’m reading) I’m reading non fiction
September 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Reading at the park (reposting to remove any indicator of where I am and even what book I’m reading) I’m reading non fiction
