While recently uncovered records show the religion initially won over many converts, experts are perplexed over how the sect appears to have completely disappeared after just a single generation.

"Pushpek is making a mockery of the system - he hasn't paid his dues, he thinks he can just skip it all and become an MPP", Kania announced at his campaign HQ.

"Preserving the sanctity of Ontario politics is more important than the trivial differences between a Lib and a Con"

Hey sorry for the misunderstanding, this is a parody account. I don't think the real CBC News is on Bluesky (yet)