Cody Brennan
@cbass493.bsky.social
"I bought powdered water but... I don't know what to add."
If you park your car in a "Reserved for Pickup" space at Walmart or Target and then leave it there as you WALK IN to shop... I hope your kids get rejected from everything they ever apply to, forever.
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If you park your car in a "Reserved for Pickup" space at Walmart or Target and then leave it there as you WALK IN to shop... I hope your kids get rejected from everything they ever apply to, forever.
"This is what I voted for!"
I know, that's why we fucking hate you.
I know, that's why we fucking hate you.
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
"This is what I voted for!"
I know, that's why we fucking hate you.
I know, that's why we fucking hate you.
I love how the Duffer Brothers try to tell people scenes got cut and narratives shifted to make people guess which story arc was the legit one just to cover the fact their writing is dog water and the ending of Stranger Things was total ass.
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I love how the Duffer Brothers try to tell people scenes got cut and narratives shifted to make people guess which story arc was the legit one just to cover the fact their writing is dog water and the ending of Stranger Things was total ass.
When I was a kid and would catch Ghost (1990) on TV... I would always catch it after the part where Patrick Swayze died.
For years I thought the movie was just about a random guy who came down from heaven to help Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg 🤣
For years I thought the movie was just about a random guy who came down from heaven to help Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When I was a kid and would catch Ghost (1990) on TV... I would always catch it after the part where Patrick Swayze died.
For years I thought the movie was just about a random guy who came down from heaven to help Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg 🤣
For years I thought the movie was just about a random guy who came down from heaven to help Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg 🤣
Watching Stranger Things 5.
Will Byers looks older than the guy playing his older brother 🤣
Bout to hear a bunch of 30-somethings say shit like "Friends don't quit" or something 🤣
Will Byers looks older than the guy playing his older brother 🤣
Bout to hear a bunch of 30-somethings say shit like "Friends don't quit" or something 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Watching Stranger Things 5.
Will Byers looks older than the guy playing his older brother 🤣
Bout to hear a bunch of 30-somethings say shit like "Friends don't quit" or something 🤣
Will Byers looks older than the guy playing his older brother 🤣
Bout to hear a bunch of 30-somethings say shit like "Friends don't quit" or something 🤣
I think if I could change one thing about Facebook it would be a massive deletion and a restart of "Pages" nd how they work.
My feed is swamped with too many junk pages I haven't liked/followed sharing "Breaking News" for pop culture and sports that are always categorically and easily false.
My feed is swamped with too many junk pages I haven't liked/followed sharing "Breaking News" for pop culture and sports that are always categorically and easily false.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I think if I could change one thing about Facebook it would be a massive deletion and a restart of "Pages" nd how they work.
My feed is swamped with too many junk pages I haven't liked/followed sharing "Breaking News" for pop culture and sports that are always categorically and easily false.
My feed is swamped with too many junk pages I haven't liked/followed sharing "Breaking News" for pop culture and sports that are always categorically and easily false.
Time to not touch any of my horror movies for 300 days. #HappyNov1
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Time to not touch any of my horror movies for 300 days. #HappyNov1
Hey Milwaukee... your bullpen sucks.
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hey Milwaukee... your bullpen sucks.
I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Labubu
October 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Labubu
Hey WWE/ESPN... you think you guys would spot-check your stream and fix the lag/audio skipping before you air your big Wrestlepalooza show.... 🙄🙄🙄
September 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hey WWE/ESPN... you think you guys would spot-check your stream and fix the lag/audio skipping before you air your big Wrestlepalooza show.... 🙄🙄🙄
I bit my finger eating a French fry. 😭😭😭
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I bit my finger eating a French fry. 😭😭😭
This is 100% a turning point for us as a country. 😬
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is 100% a turning point for us as a country. 😬
The idea of subscribing to a couple hundred dollars worth of streaming services to watch baseball, football, pro wrestling... makes me violently ill.
You guys remember when we could just turn the TV on and just... WATCH sports?
You guys remember when we could just turn the TV on and just... WATCH sports?
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The idea of subscribing to a couple hundred dollars worth of streaming services to watch baseball, football, pro wrestling... makes me violently ill.
You guys remember when we could just turn the TV on and just... WATCH sports?
You guys remember when we could just turn the TV on and just... WATCH sports?
Hulu ad: "Don't miss the exciting new series from FX getting rave reviews... Alien: Earth. Streaming now on Hulu!"
*Me who was watching the ad in between the latest episode of Alien: Earth: 😱😱😱😱😱😱
*Me who was watching the ad in between the latest episode of Alien: Earth: 😱😱😱😱😱😱
August 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hulu ad: "Don't miss the exciting new series from FX getting rave reviews... Alien: Earth. Streaming now on Hulu!"
*Me who was watching the ad in between the latest episode of Alien: Earth: 😱😱😱😱😱😱
*Me who was watching the ad in between the latest episode of Alien: Earth: 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Sweeeeeeeeet Carooooliiiiine
BAH BAH BAH
*words no one knows*
Oh SWEEEEET CAROOOOLIIIIINE
BAH BAH BAH
BAH BAH BAH
*words no one knows*
Oh SWEEEEET CAROOOOLIIIIINE
BAH BAH BAH
August 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sweeeeeeeeet Carooooliiiiine
BAH BAH BAH
*words no one knows*
Oh SWEEEEET CAROOOOLIIIIINE
BAH BAH BAH
BAH BAH BAH
*words no one knows*
Oh SWEEEEET CAROOOOLIIIIINE
BAH BAH BAH
The last THREE Monday Night Raws have ended with the exact same sequence of events.
Just get me to Clash in Paris to get something fresh again.....
Just get me to Clash in Paris to get something fresh again.....
August 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The last THREE Monday Night Raws have ended with the exact same sequence of events.
Just get me to Clash in Paris to get something fresh again.....
Just get me to Clash in Paris to get something fresh again.....
August 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I accidentally shared my screen at work with a tab up that showed I was reading about Tim Allen's 2006 smash "The Shaggy Dog" and now I feel personally ashamed 🤣
July 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I accidentally shared my screen at work with a tab up that showed I was reading about Tim Allen's 2006 smash "The Shaggy Dog" and now I feel personally ashamed 🤣
"WARNING: Listening to music at high volumes can result in hearing loss."
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
*cranks*
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
*cranks*
July 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"WARNING: Listening to music at high volumes can result in hearing loss."
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
*cranks*
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
*cranks*
That may be the first time I've ever heard a sitting US President say "fuck" in any capacity 🤣
June 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That may be the first time I've ever heard a sitting US President say "fuck" in any capacity 🤣
The cost of living in this country is sincerely demoralizing.
June 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The cost of living in this country is sincerely demoralizing.
"Jeepers Creepers" still freaks me the f*ck out.
Masterpiece.
Masterpiece.
June 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Jeepers Creepers" still freaks me the f*ck out.
Masterpiece.
Masterpiece.
If the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed exactly as the books were written... they'd be classified as musicals.
First time reading the books. So many breaks for random songs! Lol
First time reading the books. So many breaks for random songs! Lol
June 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed exactly as the books were written... they'd be classified as musicals.
First time reading the books. So many breaks for random songs! Lol
First time reading the books. So many breaks for random songs! Lol
I will say this; CM Punk's AEW Debut in summer of '21, that pop, AEW selling out the United Center... THAT was when I looked at them like "Wow... WWE has real competition now."
Alas.
Alas.
May 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I will say this; CM Punk's AEW Debut in summer of '21, that pop, AEW selling out the United Center... THAT was when I looked at them like "Wow... WWE has real competition now."
Alas.
Alas.