Would that be The Magnetic Porpoise, 820 cap? Or The Magnetic Porpoise, 23 cap, bring your own PA and sandwiches and we can’t help with accom but you can sleep in the van in the alley round the back if you like, only it’s a bit noisy with the abattoir next door and the motorway flyover above …

I once calculated the total distance we were driving on a tour in order to play near as many people as we could, but in the end was too polite to share that figure with people upset that their nearest gig was over 20 miles away …

Thank you …