Adam Cayton-Holland
@caytonholland.bsky.social
A simple man, delighted by birds.
Not trying to flex but I ate soup twice today. Ole Johnny Two Soups over here.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Not trying to flex but I ate soup twice today. Ole Johnny Two Soups over here.
Zohran Mamdani went to Bowdoin. I got into Bowdoin, but chose to go to Wesleyan, because it seemed like a better fit for me, and not for nothing it was ranked higher than Bowdoin at the time.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Zohran Mamdani went to Bowdoin. I got into Bowdoin, but chose to go to Wesleyan, because it seemed like a better fit for me, and not for nothing it was ranked higher than Bowdoin at the time.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
The point is I could be mayor of New York City.
I voted for a tax hike to make school meals free for all kids because it's the right thing to do, and because my son has been sneaking me churros in his backpack.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I voted for a tax hike to make school meals free for all kids because it's the right thing to do, and because my son has been sneaking me churros in his backpack.
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but he was an absolute smoke-show all the way to the end.
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but he was an absolute smoke-show all the way to the end.
Really proud of the monthly essays I'm writing on my Substack. If you're a fan of my writing, think you'll really like these. Check it out. Subscribe. And for god's sake, tell someone in Connecticut.
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Really proud of the monthly essays I'm writing on my Substack. If you're a fan of my writing, think you'll really like these. Check it out. Subscribe. And for god's sake, tell someone in Connecticut.
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
adamcaytonholland.substack.com/p/grown-ups-...
Another Halloween come and gone, the city sidewalks a river of discarded Almond Joys.
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Another Halloween come and gone, the city sidewalks a river of discarded Almond Joys.
Pressed the Peacock app instead of the Peloton app and now it's three years later and I weigh 750lbs.
October 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Pressed the Peacock app instead of the Peloton app and now it's three years later and I weigh 750lbs.
Love it when the Dodgers are in the World Series because you get to see all the celebrities enjoying their first baseball game!
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Love it when the Dodgers are in the World Series because you get to see all the celebrities enjoying their first baseball game!
New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
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October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
New Grawlix Sketch just dropped.
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Featuring Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl ,and Rory Scovel!
Give it a spin, and share!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtvE...
Calling this.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Calling this.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.
Aaron Gordon. All Star.
And they bring him back for the dunk contest, and they give him the W, like a long-neglected director who finally wins an Oscar, but not for their best movie.
And the finals is him and Cooper Flagg.
And Cooper Flagg wins next year.
Denver Township!
Grawlix tonight!
Alex Kaufman, Janae Burris, with headliner Amy Miller!
Plus a new sketch video, and new sets from them Grawlix boys.
This one is going to rip. Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
Grawlix tonight!
Alex Kaufman, Janae Burris, with headliner Amy Miller!
Plus a new sketch video, and new sets from them Grawlix boys.
This one is going to rip. Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Denver Township!
Grawlix tonight!
Alex Kaufman, Janae Burris, with headliner Amy Miller!
Plus a new sketch video, and new sets from them Grawlix boys.
This one is going to rip. Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
Grawlix tonight!
Alex Kaufman, Janae Burris, with headliner Amy Miller!
Plus a new sketch video, and new sets from them Grawlix boys.
This one is going to rip. Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
Chauncey Billups is the King of Park Hill. But I was voted First Runner Up. And in the event that he can't fulfill his duties...
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Chauncey Billups is the King of Park Hill. But I was voted First Runner Up. And in the event that he can't fulfill his duties...
Happy Opening Day of the Denver Nuggets 2025-2026 Championship Season to all who celebrate!
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Opening Day of the Denver Nuggets 2025-2026 Championship Season to all who celebrate!
Anyone on here live in Houston? Anyone on here live in Houston and interested in coming to my comedy show, at Secret Group, this Thursday?!
We shall see.
We. Shall. See.
Let any interested Houston heads you know know, and hope to see you there!
www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-cayto...
We shall see.
We. Shall. See.
Let any interested Houston heads you know know, and hope to see you there!
www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-cayto...
October 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Anyone on here live in Houston? Anyone on here live in Houston and interested in coming to my comedy show, at Secret Group, this Thursday?!
We shall see.
We. Shall. See.
Let any interested Houston heads you know know, and hope to see you there!
www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-cayto...
We shall see.
We. Shall. See.
Let any interested Houston heads you know know, and hope to see you there!
www.eventbrite.com/e/adam-cayto...
Think the reason we bailed our Argentina is so these nazis can hide out there in three years?
October 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Think the reason we bailed our Argentina is so these nazis can hide out there in three years?
Finally saw Sinners six months after it came out, on an airplane, the way Ryan Coogler intended.
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Finally saw Sinners six months after it came out, on an airplane, the way Ryan Coogler intended.
Grawlix! 10/25 with the homey Amy Miller headlining!
This one is a ripper.
I don't care who knows it.
Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
This one is a ripper.
I don't care who knows it.
Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
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October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Grawlix! 10/25 with the homey Amy Miller headlining!
This one is a ripper.
I don't care who knows it.
Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
This one is a ripper.
I don't care who knows it.
Get tix now!
thegrawlix.ticketsauce.com/e/grawlix1025
Today, Salem, Mass. Tomorrow, Burlington, Vermont. Specifically, Vermont Comedy Club. Tickets for Friday and Saturday remain. Snag them now, and tell your Vermont folk!
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Today, Salem, Mass. Tomorrow, Burlington, Vermont. Specifically, Vermont Comedy Club. Tickets for Friday and Saturday remain. Snag them now, and tell your Vermont folk!
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
Sure, Adam. Make plans on a Monday night, three months from now. You let me know how that works out for you.
October 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sure, Adam. Make plans on a Monday night, three months from now. You let me know how that works out for you.
My tombstone will read:
He always hated when people parked directly in front of his house.
He always hated when people parked directly in front of his house.
October 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My tombstone will read:
He always hated when people parked directly in front of his house.
He always hated when people parked directly in front of his house.
St. Louis!
Heading your way for Flyover Comedy Festival, November 13-14!
www.flyovercomedyfest.com/tickets#cale...
Heading your way for Flyover Comedy Festival, November 13-14!
www.flyovercomedyfest.com/tickets#cale...
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
St. Louis!
Heading your way for Flyover Comedy Festival, November 13-14!
www.flyovercomedyfest.com/tickets#cale...
Heading your way for Flyover Comedy Festival, November 13-14!
www.flyovercomedyfest.com/tickets#cale...
ChatGPT!
If I post a selfie in front of this mural will I fell less dead inside?
If I post a selfie in front of this mural will I fell less dead inside?
October 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ChatGPT!
If I post a selfie in front of this mural will I fell less dead inside?
If I post a selfie in front of this mural will I fell less dead inside?
Any Vermonters following me on here? Any Burlingtonians?!
Sound off!
I'm at the Vermont Comedy Club October 17-18!
Tell any friends and get those tickets!
I didn't do Riyadh! And I never will!
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
Sound off!
I'm at the Vermont Comedy Club October 17-18!
Tell any friends and get those tickets!
I didn't do Riyadh! And I never will!
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
Vermont Comedy Club | Adam Cayton-Holland
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com
October 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Any Vermonters following me on here? Any Burlingtonians?!
Sound off!
I'm at the Vermont Comedy Club October 17-18!
Tell any friends and get those tickets!
I didn't do Riyadh! And I never will!
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
Sound off!
I'm at the Vermont Comedy Club October 17-18!
Tell any friends and get those tickets!
I didn't do Riyadh! And I never will!
www-vermontcomedyclub-com.seatengine.com/events/114061
Reposted by Adam Cayton-Holland
Said this for years on the PDP and elsewhere. This should be THE job that makes someone a baseball legend. Unfortunately there’s never been a structure to support that person/team in being able to truly go at it. We’ll see if the next hire is a serious one, but Rockies fans are right to be skeptical
October 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Said this for years on the PDP and elsewhere. This should be THE job that makes someone a baseball legend. Unfortunately there’s never been a structure to support that person/team in being able to truly go at it. We’ll see if the next hire is a serious one, but Rockies fans are right to be skeptical
Things are so fucked Bill Maher sounds reasonable.
October 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Things are so fucked Bill Maher sounds reasonable.