merry crimbus

(We left a cash tip)

WELL I WAS happy that Applebee’s was open on Christmas Day, until I noticed that they’re intentionally suggesting less than accurate tips percentages

10% of 80 is $8
So double that is $16, not $14.99

As an artist I am not being nice to the court room artist for Luigi Mangione’s case 🙂‍↔️

Your one job is to draw faces proportionally. You claimed you could do it on a federal level and now look 😤 we have a better chance of identifying his jail shirt more than his face cause WHO IS THAT

Watching someone get married is voyeurism lmao

Lots of psychopaths pretending to be autistic these days.

I’m signing up for health ins. over the phone and my agent has let me know that according to the federal government
my annual income of $27,000 is actually enough to support 3, even 4 people!

THANK GOODNESS 😍😍 I’M SAVED! I’M GONNA GO TELL MY 4 ROOMMATES THE GOOD NEWS!! 🤩🥳

Just found out Noel is a greeting not a name
Happy holidays!

Just found out about blue bees

TELL me about it 🙄

"When wealth is passed off as merit, bad luck is seen as bad character. This is how ideologues justify punishing the sick and the poor. But poverty is neither a crime nor a character flaw. Stigmatize those who let people die, not those who struggle to live."

Sarah Kendzior