Cayman
@cayman.bsky.social
If you stay awake long enough spreadsheets and hammocks start to look the same
Under the Alex regime all 4 year olds will be required to attend drag brunch
September 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Under the Alex regime all 4 year olds will be required to attend drag brunch
These are just regular foods to a soulful white boy
December 2, 2024 at 5:08 AM
These are just regular foods to a soulful white boy
Haven’t checked in here in a while are we dooming on this site
December 1, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Haven’t checked in here in a while are we dooming on this site
Speaker on a firm-wide call said “we’re gonna do all the things.” Millennials must be stopped
May 3, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Speaker on a firm-wide call said “we’re gonna do all the things.” Millennials must be stopped
Not my white ass adding a progress bar to the slide deck
May 2, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Not my white ass adding a progress bar to the slide deck
We mocked her… what did she know
April 30, 2023 at 7:53 PM
We mocked her… what did she know
You can tell whether someone is a millennial or Gen z by asking if they use vlookup or xlookup
April 29, 2023 at 6:42 PM
You can tell whether someone is a millennial or Gen z by asking if they use vlookup or xlookup
Willing to pay extra to get a version of WSJ where I don’t have to see the editorial section
April 28, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Willing to pay extra to get a version of WSJ where I don’t have to see the editorial section
Another day in paradise
April 27, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Another day in paradise