I had the best last beach day of the summer! I’m never happier than in warm weather and a skimpy bikini, which is why we should meet in the tropics this winter… 🌴

I didn’t end up going out, but I did make it up to myself with ✨girl dinner✨ featuring homemade sourdough, melitzanosalata made from farmer’s market eggplants, caprese from (you guessed it) farmer’s market tomatoes, quality sardines and my recent favorite cheese.

Help! This damsel in distress has had a last-minute cancellation tonight, but the weather is so beautiful and I’m in the mood to go out!

Slide on into my inbox if you’d like to be the savior of this lovely fall evening… 💌

Still thinking of this bite of o-toro weeks later. Omakase is always a perfect date. Enough time to get to know each other, chat about everything under the sun, and enjoy a delicious meal without the burden of decision-making… what could be better?

Does anyone else think fall is the most romantic season? I can’t stop daydreaming about long bike rides through the autumn leaves, candlelit dinners, and snuggling under the sheets…

If nothing else, I’m a chicken cutlet queen

Let’s go for a ride! I love an adventure, and these days have been full of them. I can’t get enough of this temperate weather…

Caviar acquired thanks to the generosity and kindness of the sweetest gentleman who helped make my Hanukkah party that much more decadent ✨ (my tummy does hurt today, in case you're wondering if eight sizable latkes replete with caviar and sour cream is too many)

No name, no note… I’m floored by your generosity, anonymous 😭❤️ Who gifted me this piece of furniture I’ve been lusting after? Please email me so I can thank you personally! What an incredibly thoughtful and generous gesture. You made my weekend 💫

A cure for when you’re feeling blue 💙

The cutest dates don’t have to be fancy. Sometimes you hit up your local Thai canteen for spicy eats to warm you up in this chilly weather 🌶️

Sex workers over 30, assemble 🫡

They don't call it the dirty 30 for nothing...

Hi, is this thing on? 🎤