the queen of all media

I keep saying this in Eddie Izzard's voice

I like that they say "the left" about these things and not Democrats, we may vote similar, but we don't do similar

Every district court judge in the world: *silent eyeroll* uh-huh...

so he's cursed with a delicious food but for only 6-10 hours depending on his metabolic rate

This dude better not ever die tho, he was cool as hell, we were literally in the middle of making fun of my film professor when he took this

Found it holy shit

I get whatever I don't have and boost when I need is all I meant

He was the first "celeb pic" I ever got at Sundance '98. Besides saying yes to the picture I don't think his face moved at all. He was a bit odd, but gracious.

they need to hand out kill switches to at least a hundred people or it'll turn into that really weird highlander 2 cut too

I haven't been sick in years, every now and then I'll have a few days where my lymphs feel a little gummy and I'll get the shivers but I feel mostly fine. I used to get horribly sick when I was younger, I'd break out in hives, congestion nearly stopped my heart once. Vaccinations fucken rule.

the europeans were conquered in much the same way they "conquered" the Americas. They don't feel like they have indigneous roots and they absolutely do. If they threw away that Roman christianity and embraced their ancestors religions and culture, it'd be the coolest thing

well, if the cops in Limerick are anything like American cops it was acctually €600,000
...not saying they are....

Trans people are Americans, Gay people are Americans, Non-binary people are Americans, Queer people are Americans. If you support harm or lack of equality for any of these people, you are NOT an American

I wish my concentration centers were this direct with me when I'm trying to pay attention to something and my sugar drops

is it just me, and I don't want to start any stereotypes but, does he just look like NOT a tech guy?
Like he's an out of work actor in a 90's film or something