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cayce88.bsky.social
Disillusioned Optimist (but still slutty)
@cayce88.bsky.social
Lover of naked men, sex-positivity, dogs, cats, NYC, and those who don't vote red.
It pains me to say it in this political era, but I do lean right in one specific area. Please don’t hold it against me. Just hold it. #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My #humpday submission would welcome a #fcf contribution right about now.
October 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TGIFCF, boys!! 😈
#fcf #tgif
September 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
GBBS has entered its kink era
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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You see how wide my fingers get to hold this duo 👌🏻

That’s exactly how wide your hole needs to get to have both of us inside you 😈

Any volunteers here? Show me what’s on your resume 😏

#FatCockFriday #fcf #DoubleFatCockFriday
September 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gurl!! The musical theater Scruff boys have rebranded and frankly I’m nervous!! #scruff #hilarious #stritch #hookupfromhell #ladieswhofelch
September 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Our country is shit so might as well post pole.
September 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Happy #fcf to those that celebrate!
July 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When you’ve prepped and the top cancels 10 minutes after the scheduled meet time.
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June 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
My cats and I have very different ideas of the perfect threesome.
May 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
And another Friday comes to a close. Whatcha got for me, Saturday?
May 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
December 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Why am I always twice as horny when I’m sick? I think DayQuil is hiding a side effect. 🥵
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December 4, 2024 at 9:05 PM
It’s official. I’m gayer than I’ve ever been. Here’s hoping 2025 puts 2024 to shame!
December 3, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Ok, I’ll play. FCF - that’s Fat Cat Friday right? #catsofbluesky #cats
November 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Not the space I planned to fill on my gay Bingo card today.
November 21, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Introduce yourself with four (non Star Wars) movies.

Auntie Mame (1958)
All That Jazz (1979)
Tootsie (1982)
Bridesmaids (2011)
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Some of my comfort albums:
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Ah, the healing powers of my very own yin and yang. 🥰
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
How many nudes and thirst traps do I have to view for the hellscape of today to leave my consciousness? I will not give up!!
November 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Happy Hump Day to those that celebrate! #HappyHumpDay
November 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM
So Nicole Scherzinger's a MAGA? Way to read the room. Bye bye, Tony Award and Bye, Felicia. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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November 8, 2024 at 9:09 PM