Disillusioned Optimist (but still slutty)
@cayce88.bsky.social
Lover of naked men, sex-positivity, dogs, cats, NYC, and those who don't vote red.
It pains me to say it in this political era, but I do lean right in one specific area. Please don’t hold it against me. Just hold it. #fcf
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It pains me to say it in this political era, but I do lean right in one specific area. Please don’t hold it against me. Just hold it. #fcf
October 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
September 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
GBBS has entered its kink era
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
GBBS has entered its kink era
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You see how wide my fingers get to hold this duo 👌🏻
That’s exactly how wide your hole needs to get to have both of us inside you 😈
Any volunteers here? Show me what’s on your resume 😏
#FatCockFriday #fcf #DoubleFatCockFriday
That’s exactly how wide your hole needs to get to have both of us inside you 😈
Any volunteers here? Show me what’s on your resume 😏
#FatCockFriday #fcf #DoubleFatCockFriday
September 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You see how wide my fingers get to hold this duo 👌🏻
That’s exactly how wide your hole needs to get to have both of us inside you 😈
Any volunteers here? Show me what’s on your resume 😏
#FatCockFriday #fcf #DoubleFatCockFriday
That’s exactly how wide your hole needs to get to have both of us inside you 😈
Any volunteers here? Show me what’s on your resume 😏
#FatCockFriday #fcf #DoubleFatCockFriday
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Gurl!! The musical theater Scruff boys have rebranded and frankly I’m nervous!! #scruff #hilarious #stritch #hookupfromhell #ladieswhofelch
September 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Gurl!! The musical theater Scruff boys have rebranded and frankly I’m nervous!! #scruff #hilarious #stritch #hookupfromhell #ladieswhofelch
Our country is shit so might as well post pole.
September 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Our country is shit so might as well post pole.
When you’ve prepped and the top cancels 10 minutes after the scheduled meet time.
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June 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
When you’ve prepped and the top cancels 10 minutes after the scheduled meet time.
My cats and I have very different ideas of the perfect threesome.
May 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My cats and I have very different ideas of the perfect threesome.
And another Friday comes to a close. Whatcha got for me, Saturday?
May 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
And another Friday comes to a close. Whatcha got for me, Saturday?
December 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Why am I always twice as horny when I’m sick? I think DayQuil is hiding a side effect. 🥵
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December 4, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Why am I always twice as horny when I’m sick? I think DayQuil is hiding a side effect. 🥵
It’s official. I’m gayer than I’ve ever been. Here’s hoping 2025 puts 2024 to shame!
December 3, 2024 at 8:50 PM
It’s official. I’m gayer than I’ve ever been. Here’s hoping 2025 puts 2024 to shame!
Ok, I’ll play. FCF - that’s Fat Cat Friday right? #catsofbluesky #cats
November 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Ok, I’ll play. FCF - that’s Fat Cat Friday right? #catsofbluesky #cats
Not the space I planned to fill on my gay Bingo card today.
November 21, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Not the space I planned to fill on my gay Bingo card today.
Introduce yourself with four (non Star Wars) movies.
Auntie Mame (1958)
All That Jazz (1979)
Tootsie (1982)
Bridesmaids (2011)
Auntie Mame (1958)
All That Jazz (1979)
Tootsie (1982)
Bridesmaids (2011)
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Introduce yourself with four (non Star Wars) movies.
Auntie Mame (1958)
All That Jazz (1979)
Tootsie (1982)
Bridesmaids (2011)
Auntie Mame (1958)
All That Jazz (1979)
Tootsie (1982)
Bridesmaids (2011)
Some of my comfort albums:
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Some of my comfort albums:
Ah, the healing powers of my very own yin and yang. 🥰
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Ah, the healing powers of my very own yin and yang. 🥰
How many nudes and thirst traps do I have to view for the hellscape of today to leave my consciousness? I will not give up!!
November 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
How many nudes and thirst traps do I have to view for the hellscape of today to leave my consciousness? I will not give up!!
Happy Hump Day to those that celebrate! #HappyHumpDay
November 13, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Happy Hump Day to those that celebrate! #HappyHumpDay
So Nicole Scherzinger's a MAGA? Way to read the room. Bye bye, Tony Award and Bye, Felicia. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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November 8, 2024 at 9:09 PM
So Nicole Scherzinger's a MAGA? Way to read the room. Bye bye, Tony Award and Bye, Felicia. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...