Correction: it expired 5 days later, but the point stands. It's far too late now.

And they can’t now, because the statute of limitations expired the very next day.

The AG cheated on the test because a B+ just wasn’t good enough, but got caught. And now she’s about to be flunked out of the class.

I cannot wait for the next @openargs.bsky.social episode. It's going to just be an hour of Thomas and Matt laughing and wheezing.

Next noob question - are judiciary dismissals subject to appeal, or is it equivalent to an acquittal?

I was going to ask, angry phone call when?

I'm guessing this is coming out of the judge's demand for grand jury records? The one he made after noticing the other irregularities?

I'm guessing this would have flown under the radar if the other issues weren't noted...don't do 80 on an interstate when you're smuggling drugs, kids.

Since the only available reaction on bsky is a "like", I'll just put my 🤬 here instead.

Translate for us non-law-talkers...?

Yes, you may be technically correct.

Either way, they were still raping children.

👏 15 👏 YEAR 👏 OLD 👏 CHILDREN 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 “BARELY LEGAL” 👏

I don't think I've ever been so disappointed by a musician I'd held in such high regard before.

19… I go to a *lot* of conferences.

www.theatlantic.com/entertainmen...

Emergency Router Firmware Upgrade.

Re-Animator is a horror movie that somehow wound up as a comedy, much to the director’s chagrin, but that’s exactly the reason we’re still watching it today.

FYI - Google Wave did *exactly* this; it was a marquee feature in fact.

I thought "wait, he's way too young to remember the Konami Code"..."

Welp… looks like I got the second part of that wish.