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Caveman 🚬🌈
@caveman-pdx.bsky.social
Portland, OR based gay. A dissociative mix of art, tech, musings, cigars, faggotry, and sometimes nudes.
Very fucking hot man 🔥
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Unfortunately the only option :/
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hotel bates always hit different 😈
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Patti LuPone playing for a boatload of gays is pretty iconic
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I was the HOA secretary for a couple years and it was funny/sad how doing the bare minimum, like taking meeting notes, was met with such praise.
Nobody wants to take on these tasks, even though they’re essential.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Happy Anniversary! 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The buns look plump!
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The future sucks
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Going up to guys and initiating is a skill that takes practice. I’m still not that great at it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What’s a prolapse between friends?
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Happy birthday! 🎂
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy Anniversary! 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Flying close to the sun
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
There’s a few friends I would trust but in general I like organizing my own party. It’s my birthday, we’re gonna do what I want, not what other people think I want.

Cut out the middleman lol
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I was exaggerating a little with the story but I was at my max lift weight, hit my first of 3 reps, stood up and just felt woozy so stopped there cause yeah, a couple extra reps ain’t worth an injury.

I often feel woozy after the set is over but this surprised me on the first rep.
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Some years I’m all about my birthday and want a big party and other years I just want a quiet dinner with the husband.
Really depends on my overall mood. This year I’m feeling more party vibes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The boys have their liquid courage
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I was a skeptic but they were super impressive when I got to see them in person.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Definitely
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The mid drop flex is awesome 💪
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM