@cavalierburnout.bsky.social
Some fucko in his 30s looking for a good time
Reposted
February 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My partner says "oystchure crackers."
February 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My partner says "oystchure crackers."
My water is made with cookie crumb essence.
February 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My water is made with cookie crumb essence.
A cleric but the god they worship splits into both an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other so the cleric is forced into a true neutral position, making only one half of their god happy with every decision
February 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A cleric but the god they worship splits into both an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other so the cleric is forced into a true neutral position, making only one half of their god happy with every decision
Sundays are good for ice cream
February 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sundays are good for ice cream
This week at work, someone said they could gain access to ANY computer in the world if he had the passwords.
February 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This week at work, someone said they could gain access to ANY computer in the world if he had the passwords.
This week at work, HR had to talk to someone about farting in the workplace. His farts were disrupting the workflow, not because of the sound but the smell. He said it wasn't his fault. The food truck that comes around has certain foods that make him gassy.
February 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This week at work, HR had to talk to someone about farting in the workplace. His farts were disrupting the workflow, not because of the sound but the smell. He said it wasn't his fault. The food truck that comes around has certain foods that make him gassy.
Plow my road I need beans
February 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Plow my road I need beans
Squelching is so specific but just what you need.
January 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Squelching is so specific but just what you need.
i have awakened
January 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i have awakened