Aaron Gordon
@cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social
That guy you know who became the man you knew. You’ll spend forever looking for me in everyone you meet. Joke’s on you. I was there the whole time.🃏
Still waiting for one big beautiful joy.💀 #IsHeDeadYet?
August 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Still waiting for one big beautiful joy.💀 #IsHeDeadYet?
June 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
June 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Saving people who don’t care. Saving my sanity. Saving my breath. Saving my time. I disagree. I don’t think I’ve focused enough.🤔
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June 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Saving people who don’t care. Saving my sanity. Saving my breath. Saving my time. I disagree. I don’t think I’ve focused enough.🤔
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June 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
June 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
June 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m happiest when almost 7 million people across the nation show up to protest a wannabe king instead of being part of a crowd of barely 10K who showed up to kiss his ass.🖕🏻
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June 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m happiest when almost 7 million people across the nation show up to protest a wannabe king instead of being part of a crowd of barely 10K who showed up to kiss his ass.🖕🏻
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Not to be raunchy about it, but how do you use your fingers in your relationships?🤔
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June 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not to be raunchy about it, but how do you use your fingers in your relationships?🤔
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June 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What if I close my eyes and draw pupils on my eyelids with a Sharpie? What then?🤷🏻
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June 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What if I close my eyes and draw pupils on my eyelids with a Sharpie? What then?🤷🏻
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Spectacular failure (on the other hand) is ALWAYS preceded more than ample stupidity. True story.😑
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June 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Spectacular failure (on the other hand) is ALWAYS preceded more than ample stupidity. True story.😑
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True story. Arthur was free, he’s high quality, and he is ABSOLUTELY priceless.🐈
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June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
True story. Arthur was free, he’s high quality, and he is ABSOLUTELY priceless.🐈
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What if you are incapable of shutting the fuck up and you don’t know how to listen to anyone? Asking for no particular reason.😑
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June 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What if you are incapable of shutting the fuck up and you don’t know how to listen to anyone? Asking for no particular reason.😑
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“Some men live for money. Some men live for work. But it's a real man, a richer man who knows what love's worth.”❤️
-Jon Bon Jovi✊🏼
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-Jon Bon Jovi✊🏼
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June 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Some men live for money. Some men live for work. But it's a real man, a richer man who knows what love's worth.”❤️
-Jon Bon Jovi✊🏼
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-Jon Bon Jovi✊🏼
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June 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It is. I woke up to a whole world experiencing an off Broadway production of “Mean Girls” starring Asshollini and Elmo. I’m not even sorry for the perverse pleasure I take in watching the two most vile fucktards in existence but heads. It’s GLORIOUS!😂
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June 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It is. I woke up to a whole world experiencing an off Broadway production of “Mean Girls” starring Asshollini and Elmo. I’m not even sorry for the perverse pleasure I take in watching the two most vile fucktards in existence but heads. It’s GLORIOUS!😂
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June 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
June 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I mean, the word “Prosperity” is literally in the fortune. It’s kind of self explanatory.🤷🏻
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June 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I mean, the word “Prosperity” is literally in the fortune. It’s kind of self explanatory.🤷🏻
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June 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s ok to stop and decompress.. but it’s not ok to remain disengaged. It’s not ok to walk through life with blinders on. It’s not ok to look the other way. It’s not ok to let them take your voice. Think and flourish. Tune out and concede your future.
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June 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It’s ok to stop and decompress.. but it’s not ok to remain disengaged. It’s not ok to walk through life with blinders on. It’s not ok to look the other way. It’s not ok to let them take your voice. Think and flourish. Tune out and concede your future.
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During the pandemic I learned how to avoid people and bake bread. This remains the definition of “Adult Winning”… true story.
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May 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
During the pandemic I learned how to avoid people and bake bread. This remains the definition of “Adult Winning”… true story.
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May 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM