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Mike Johnson's inevitable response, "Attack on Venezuela? I haven't read anything about that."
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Mike Johnson's inevitable response, "Attack on Venezuela? I haven't read anything about that."
I guess this is their plan to make home ownership more accessible to white men.
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I guess this is their plan to make home ownership more accessible to white men.
He's manufacturing a conflict with Venezuela to justify his use of the alien enemies act to round up brown people.
October 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
He's manufacturing a conflict with Venezuela to justify his use of the alien enemies act to round up brown people.
What bothers me more than the yellow arrow is a thumbnail of a guy pointing at some video footage. You are not the story! Just show us the video without adding your face to the screen!
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What bothers me more than the yellow arrow is a thumbnail of a guy pointing at some video footage. You are not the story! Just show us the video without adding your face to the screen!
What a fucking twat.
October 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
What a fucking twat.
So much for reducing drug prices by 1000%.
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So much for reducing drug prices by 1000%.
Sorry, not renewing my subscription. To forgive them so quickly for such an abhorrent move will just encourage other media companies to test the waters to see what they can get away with. I think permanent damage to the bottom line is a far greater deterrent.
September 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sorry, not renewing my subscription. To forgive them so quickly for such an abhorrent move will just encourage other media companies to test the waters to see what they can get away with. I think permanent damage to the bottom line is a far greater deterrent.
Nah. This SCOTUS has already made it clear that the Unitary Executive theory only applies to Republican presidents.
September 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nah. This SCOTUS has already made it clear that the Unitary Executive theory only applies to Republican presidents.
He's probably trying to provoke a retaliatory response from Venezuela so he can declare war.
Wasn't he supposed to end all the wars? 🤔
Wasn't he supposed to end all the wars? 🤔
September 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He's probably trying to provoke a retaliatory response from Venezuela so he can declare war.
Wasn't he supposed to end all the wars? 🤔
Wasn't he supposed to end all the wars? 🤔
This hand-picked SCOTUS has made it abundantly clear that they will not rule against their Federalist Society benefactors' interests, which conveniently align with Trump's illegal actions. It's time to stop thinking/hoping they will choose the Constitution or the greater good over billionaires.
September 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This hand-picked SCOTUS has made it abundantly clear that they will not rule against their Federalist Society benefactors' interests, which conveniently align with Trump's illegal actions. It's time to stop thinking/hoping they will choose the Constitution or the greater good over billionaires.
Birthright citizenship is next.
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Birthright citizenship is next.
The same bought-and-paid-for SCOTUS is now poised to supercharge the Citizens United abomination in time for the midterms. Why even bother hearing the case?
July 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The same bought-and-paid-for SCOTUS is now poised to supercharge the Citizens United abomination in time for the midterms. Why even bother hearing the case?
Emil Bove directed his DOJ lawyers to tell the Federal courts to fuck off. This SCOTUS has just given him their blessing.
June 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Emil Bove directed his DOJ lawyers to tell the Federal courts to fuck off. This SCOTUS has just given him their blessing.
He's going to be the next MAGA cause celebre. Will get a million dollars in donations on Gofundme. Will make an appearance at the next CPAC.
June 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He's going to be the next MAGA cause celebre. Will get a million dollars in donations on Gofundme. Will make an appearance at the next CPAC.
I'm really hoping for torrential rain in Washington DC on Saturday. Thunder and lightning would be a (heaven sent?) bonus.
June 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm really hoping for torrential rain in Washington DC on Saturday. Thunder and lightning would be a (heaven sent?) bonus.
Don't forget TX legislation aiming to ban "furries" in classrooms.
May 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Don't forget TX legislation aiming to ban "furries" in classrooms.
Unfortunately, the attention she'll garner from this piece will gain her hero staus among racists, right up there with Shiloh Hendrix and Kyle Rittenhouse. She just earned herself a speaking spot at the next CPAC.
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Unfortunately, the attention she'll garner from this piece will gain her hero staus among racists, right up there with Shiloh Hendrix and Kyle Rittenhouse. She just earned herself a speaking spot at the next CPAC.
I'm pretty sure no state allows a candidate to run for two seats at the same time. She has to pick a lane.
Here's hoping she runs for the Senate and loses. She would become completely irrelevant. Kinda like Matt Gaetz and his AG nomination. We haven't heard much from him since then.
Here's hoping she runs for the Senate and loses. She would become completely irrelevant. Kinda like Matt Gaetz and his AG nomination. We haven't heard much from him since then.
April 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I'm pretty sure no state allows a candidate to run for two seats at the same time. She has to pick a lane.
Here's hoping she runs for the Senate and loses. She would become completely irrelevant. Kinda like Matt Gaetz and his AG nomination. We haven't heard much from him since then.
Here's hoping she runs for the Senate and loses. She would become completely irrelevant. Kinda like Matt Gaetz and his AG nomination. We haven't heard much from him since then.
Does anyone else think "left-leaning" is a euphemism for critical of Trump?
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Does anyone else think "left-leaning" is a euphemism for critical of Trump?
Official cause of death: J.D. Vance toxicity.
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Official cause of death: J.D. Vance toxicity.
J.D. Vance emanates toxicity.
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
J.D. Vance emanates toxicity.
He'll pre-pardon them at the first mention of criminal charges. 😡
April 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
He'll pre-pardon them at the first mention of criminal charges. 😡
SCOTUS already ruled that Trump can't face criminal charges for anything he does while in office. That ruling does not apply to the rest of the members of his administration.
Legal professionals carrying out his orders should all be disbarred.
Legal professionals carrying out his orders should all be disbarred.
April 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
SCOTUS already ruled that Trump can't face criminal charges for anything he does while in office. That ruling does not apply to the rest of the members of his administration.
Legal professionals carrying out his orders should all be disbarred.
Legal professionals carrying out his orders should all be disbarred.
Kristi Noem picks up Fischer Price phone.
"Brrring... brrring... " (static hissing mouth sounds)
Click! "Buenos dias! El Salvador here!"
Kristi Noem, "Hi, can we have our illegally deported alien enemy back? (static hissing mouth sounds) No? Bye."
Kristi Noem shrugs. "Oh well. We tried." 🤷♀️
"Brrring... brrring... " (static hissing mouth sounds)
Click! "Buenos dias! El Salvador here!"
Kristi Noem, "Hi, can we have our illegally deported alien enemy back? (static hissing mouth sounds) No? Bye."
Kristi Noem shrugs. "Oh well. We tried." 🤷♀️
April 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Kristi Noem picks up Fischer Price phone.
"Brrring... brrring... " (static hissing mouth sounds)
Click! "Buenos dias! El Salvador here!"
Kristi Noem, "Hi, can we have our illegally deported alien enemy back? (static hissing mouth sounds) No? Bye."
Kristi Noem shrugs. "Oh well. We tried." 🤷♀️
"Brrring... brrring... " (static hissing mouth sounds)
Click! "Buenos dias! El Salvador here!"
Kristi Noem, "Hi, can we have our illegally deported alien enemy back? (static hissing mouth sounds) No? Bye."
Kristi Noem shrugs. "Oh well. We tried." 🤷♀️