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U.S. Military Surrenders to El Paso
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U.S. Military Surrenders to El Paso
Federal forces quickly established air superiority over the outmatched enemy stronghold but then fled anyway
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February 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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All Shat, No Cattle
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All Shat, No Cattle
Trump just signed an executive order quadrupling Argentina's beef imports to lower U.S. beef prices even though there's no reason to think it will do that
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February 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Grand Jury Instructs Senate Democrats How To Stand Up
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Grand Jury Instructs Senate Democrats How To Stand Up
Congressional Democrats could learn from the everyday Americans who refused to indict congressional Democrats
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February 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Did Kash ███ Illegally Redact Donald ████ from The Jeffrey ████ Files?
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Did Kash ███ Illegally Redact Donald ████ from The Jeffrey ████ Files?
Congressman Raskin saw just a handful of unredacted files and revealed just some of what the Justice Department's covering up
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February 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Only Four Days Left To Fund Concentration Camps!
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Only Four Days Left To Fund Concentration Camps!
Without a deal, funding for ICE concentration camps could run out on Friday and then maybe we'd have to, like, not have them
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February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Facepalm The Nation: Your Weekly TFN
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Facepalm The Nation: Your Weekly TFN
The best and/or worst of the week in newsfucking, Jan. 31 - Feb. 6, 2026
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February 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Didja See the National Prayer Breakfast? Holy Shit.
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Didja See the National Prayer Breakfast? Holy Shit.
Trump engaged in explicit bigotry against non-believers and a literal dictator said he's at war with Satan and the media were just like ha ha Trump called Tom Massie a moron
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February 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Republicans are violators of federal criminal laws
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Republicans are violators of federal criminal laws
Republicans are violators of federal criminal laws.
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February 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Dems Go Soft, Fast, on Hard-and-Fast ICE Demands
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Dems Go Soft, Fast, on Hard-and-Fast ICE Demands
But Schumer and Jeffries are pushing for more than they have, and, holy shit, everywhere else even Republicans are pushing back
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February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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21 House Dems Open ICE Road to Voter ID
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21 House Dems Open ICE Road to Voter ID
WARNING: Do not read if you were already pissed at them for making DHS funding possible
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February 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Oh Noes, A Partial Fascism Shutdown
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Oh Noes, A Partial Fascism Shutdown
Why, whatever shall we do if we got no homeland (sic) security for which to keep us safe?
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February 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Secular Group Blasts Gillibrand for Aiding National Prayer Breakfast
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Secular Group Blasts Gillibrand for Aiding National Prayer Breakfast
Rep. Jared Huffman: “I expect this kind of thing from Republicans who have fused extreme Christian nationalism and theocracy into their political identity."
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February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Facepalm The Nation: Your Weekly TFN
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Facepalm The Nation: Your Weekly TFN
The best and/or worst of the week in newsfucking, Jan. 24-30, 2026
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February 2, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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Vote 'Fuck No' on Funding ICE
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Vote 'Fuck No' on Funding ICE
Senate to hold first test vote Thursday on ICE and other DHS funding, on which senators should vote 'fuck no"
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January 30, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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AUDIO: Trump Firing Squad Turns Circular
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AUDIO: Trump Firing Squad Turns Circular
The Fucking News for Jan. 28, 2026
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January 29, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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“No.”
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“No.”
Pam Bondi implied Minnesota could have peace in return for the state's voter rolls; on Sunday she got her answer
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January 27, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Bovino Deported
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Bovino Deported
Leader of violent "CBP" gang ordered removed from crime-plagued Minneapolis
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January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Democrats Are Fighting Back ... To Do the Bare Minimum
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Democrats Are Fighting Back ... To Do the Bare Minimum
Amazingly, Democrats finally are willing to defund ICE ... after Customs and Border Protection killed someone
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January 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Jeffries and Most House Democrats To Oppose ICE Funding
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Jeffries and Most House Democrats To Oppose ICE Funding
Today's vote is expected to be close and some Democrats have yet to say how they'll vote
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January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Moolenaar Led Christian Junket with Bukele on Taxpayer Dime
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Moolenaar Led Christian Junket with Bukele on Taxpayer Dime
House committee on China spent five days in Central America, helping Bukele launch his country's first National Prayer Breakfast
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January 25, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Fire and ICE
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Fire and ICE
This just in to our mailbag:
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January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Democrats Release Bill to Fund Whatever ICE Does To Us Next
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Democrats Release Bill to Fund Whatever ICE Does To Us Next
The House will vote on Thursday, giving Americans less time to defend themselves than Minneapolis got
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January 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Resistance Is Futile, Says The Resistance
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Resistance Is Futile, Says The Resistance
Democratic Party leaders announce they can't stop ICE so gosh-darn it they'll just have to fund it
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January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Fascism Now More Expensive Than Eggs
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Fascism Now More Expensive Than Eggs
Congressional Democrats have said their focus is on the cost of living, but now the cost of living under fascism is soaring
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January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Trump’s ICE and Hitler’s Brown Shirts
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Trump’s ICE and Hitler’s Brown Shirts
Lessons From Two Eras
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January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM