caelan tree
@catwagon.bsky.social
DVM-to-be ('26); infinite animal; damned fool
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caelan tree
@catwagon.bsky.social
· Dec 11
running list of therio words & phrases that will become poems someday when I'm not in vet school
- abortion storm
- expulsion of the fetus
- red bag
- dummy foal / "wanderer"
- acorn calf
- fetal monstrosity
- mummification / autolysis / maceration
- "the purge" [PRRS]
- abortion storm
- expulsion of the fetus
- red bag
- dummy foal / "wanderer"
- acorn calf
- fetal monstrosity
- mummification / autolysis / maceration
- "the purge" [PRRS]
"bag of water" makes a comeback, as in "puppies have a naturally low hematocrit because they are basically bags of water"
(as in, "that girl is a bag of water")
(as in, "that girl is a bag of water")
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"bag of water" makes a comeback, as in "puppies have a naturally low hematocrit because they are basically bags of water"
(as in, "that girl is a bag of water")
(as in, "that girl is a bag of water")
NAVLE can bite me, I'm so very tired of farm animal toxicology and pig diarrhea
August 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NAVLE can bite me, I'm so very tired of farm animal toxicology and pig diarrhea
you know when you arrive at your destination and you need to go do the stuff you have to do but you have full on car paralysis and cannot move from the driver's seat? I hear not everyone experiences this
July 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
you know when you arrive at your destination and you need to go do the stuff you have to do but you have full on car paralysis and cannot move from the driver's seat? I hear not everyone experiences this
NAVLE prep is absolutely sending me. literally "what is this concept I've never heard of" and then I look at my course notes and it's nowhere to be seen. or it's mentioned on a slide, once, as an aside, in the entire curriculum. WHAT
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
NAVLE prep is absolutely sending me. literally "what is this concept I've never heard of" and then I look at my course notes and it's nowhere to be seen. or it's mentioned on a slide, once, as an aside, in the entire curriculum. WHAT
the sabrina carpenter album cover is giving "smell the glove"; the general response to critcs is giving "what's wrong with being sexy?" #spinaltap
June 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the sabrina carpenter album cover is giving "smell the glove"; the general response to critcs is giving "what's wrong with being sexy?" #spinaltap
moments on clinics that will be poems:
birth of heart face calf while we are euthanized two pregnant cows, one in each adjacent pen, on either side of her
birth of heart face calf while we are euthanized two pregnant cows, one in each adjacent pen, on either side of her
May 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
moments on clinics that will be poems:
birth of heart face calf while we are euthanized two pregnant cows, one in each adjacent pen, on either side of her
birth of heart face calf while we are euthanized two pregnant cows, one in each adjacent pen, on either side of her
this little Pittsburgh area spay/neuter clinic has changed me in a major way. my brain exploded. my heart is full. I want to do this kind of work forever. with special thanks to @catdr66.bsky.social & her dynamite staff.
April 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this little Pittsburgh area spay/neuter clinic has changed me in a major way. my brain exploded. my heart is full. I want to do this kind of work forever. with special thanks to @catdr66.bsky.social & her dynamite staff.
in the airport security line at our tiny local airport
guy also in line: Florida?
me: no, Pittsburgh
him: I'm sorry. ha ha ha!
me: what's in Florida?
him: golf getaway
sir I'm not sorry about Pittsburgh but I am sorry about *your* life
guy also in line: Florida?
me: no, Pittsburgh
him: I'm sorry. ha ha ha!
me: what's in Florida?
him: golf getaway
sir I'm not sorry about Pittsburgh but I am sorry about *your* life
March 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
in the airport security line at our tiny local airport
guy also in line: Florida?
me: no, Pittsburgh
him: I'm sorry. ha ha ha!
me: what's in Florida?
him: golf getaway
sir I'm not sorry about Pittsburgh but I am sorry about *your* life
guy also in line: Florida?
me: no, Pittsburgh
him: I'm sorry. ha ha ha!
me: what's in Florida?
him: golf getaway
sir I'm not sorry about Pittsburgh but I am sorry about *your* life
i super hate that etsy is now a cesspit of AI garbage
March 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i super hate that etsy is now a cesspit of AI garbage
I got a measles booster as an adult because my titer was equivocal and 😬😬😬 so glad I did
March 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I got a measles booster as an adult because my titer was equivocal and 😬😬😬 so glad I did
a mechanic you trust is worth their weight in gold and then some
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
a mechanic you trust is worth their weight in gold and then some
I have USDA accreditation training next week and literally is that still going to happen
literally will there be a USDA next week
literally will there be a USDA next week
February 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I have USDA accreditation training next week and literally is that still going to happen
literally will there be a USDA next week
literally will there be a USDA next week
the first time I saw "freedom fries" in the wild on an actual menu ("French" crossed out & written over in pen) I was in high school and in my naivete didn't imagine how things could be worse
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
the first time I saw "freedom fries" in the wild on an actual menu ("French" crossed out & written over in pen) I was in high school and in my naivete didn't imagine how things could be worse
my boss told me her husband went to high school with Hegseth and he was a douchebag (her words)
January 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
my boss told me her husband went to high school with Hegseth and he was a douchebag (her words)
major medical center misspelled my name on my file, and the only way to fix it is to show up physically in person with my ID. they misspelled my email address too so it's absolutely no wonder they couldn't seem to contact me. 🙃
January 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
major medical center misspelled my name on my file, and the only way to fix it is to show up physically in person with my ID. they misspelled my email address too so it's absolutely no wonder they couldn't seem to contact me. 🙃
oh fantastic and wonderful and great that a literal human being just died of bird flu
the alt right raw milk lobby can truly get bent
this raw pet food situation is also absolutely nauseating and I'm not NOT convinced this is also due to alt right influence
the alt right raw milk lobby can truly get bent
this raw pet food situation is also absolutely nauseating and I'm not NOT convinced this is also due to alt right influence
January 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
oh fantastic and wonderful and great that a literal human being just died of bird flu
the alt right raw milk lobby can truly get bent
this raw pet food situation is also absolutely nauseating and I'm not NOT convinced this is also due to alt right influence
the alt right raw milk lobby can truly get bent
this raw pet food situation is also absolutely nauseating and I'm not NOT convinced this is also due to alt right influence
I ordered a sandwich for lunch and my boss tut tutted that I will never pay off my student loans like this
December 28, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I ordered a sandwich for lunch and my boss tut tutted that I will never pay off my student loans like this
every time I study for Horse Class™️ I think about how much I do not want to be a horse vet. I hope I never have to drill a hole in a horse sinus. I hope I never have to splint a broken horse leg. I hope I never have to repair a horse soft palate
#vetschool #vettwitter
#vetschool #vettwitter
December 12, 2024 at 2:08 AM
every time I study for Horse Class™️ I think about how much I do not want to be a horse vet. I hope I never have to drill a hole in a horse sinus. I hope I never have to splint a broken horse leg. I hope I never have to repair a horse soft palate
#vetschool #vettwitter
#vetschool #vettwitter
running list of therio words & phrases that will become poems someday when I'm not in vet school
- abortion storm
- expulsion of the fetus
- red bag
- dummy foal / "wanderer"
- acorn calf
- fetal monstrosity
- mummification / autolysis / maceration
- "the purge" [PRRS]
- abortion storm
- expulsion of the fetus
- red bag
- dummy foal / "wanderer"
- acorn calf
- fetal monstrosity
- mummification / autolysis / maceration
- "the purge" [PRRS]
December 11, 2024 at 4:27 PM
running list of therio words & phrases that will become poems someday when I'm not in vet school
- abortion storm
- expulsion of the fetus
- red bag
- dummy foal / "wanderer"
- acorn calf
- fetal monstrosity
- mummification / autolysis / maceration
- "the purge" [PRRS]
- abortion storm
- expulsion of the fetus
- red bag
- dummy foal / "wanderer"
- acorn calf
- fetal monstrosity
- mummification / autolysis / maceration
- "the purge" [PRRS]
Reposted by caelan tree
December 7, 2024 at 3:08 PM
the plot of the game is "all my new friends are in cults and it's my job to try and get them out of their cults apparently, and also there's a worm in my brain and i accidentally stumbled into a dastardly political plot that for some reason it's my responsibility to address" and it's just A Lot ok
Tree keeps cursing/exclaiming loudly from the other room, but it’s all about things happening in the context of Baldur’s Gate 3
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
the plot of the game is "all my new friends are in cults and it's my job to try and get them out of their cults apparently, and also there's a worm in my brain and i accidentally stumbled into a dastardly political plot that for some reason it's my responsibility to address" and it's just A Lot ok
prof: "we like to be very poetic sometimes in diagnostic imaging"
my textbook: "on ultrasound, splenic torsion presents with a lacy, starry-night pattern"
okay, I'll hang on to that one
my textbook: "on ultrasound, splenic torsion presents with a lacy, starry-night pattern"
okay, I'll hang on to that one
November 30, 2024 at 3:40 PM
prof: "we like to be very poetic sometimes in diagnostic imaging"
my textbook: "on ultrasound, splenic torsion presents with a lacy, starry-night pattern"
okay, I'll hang on to that one
my textbook: "on ultrasound, splenic torsion presents with a lacy, starry-night pattern"
okay, I'll hang on to that one
I wish I could explain the real-time hilariousness of watching a friend (who is the absolute opposite of chronically online) discover the sport of hobby horsing. the range of emotions. the wonder. the enlightenment. the confusion.
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I wish I could explain the real-time hilariousness of watching a friend (who is the absolute opposite of chronically online) discover the sport of hobby horsing. the range of emotions. the wonder. the enlightenment. the confusion.