CattyPie
@cattypie.bsky.social
Cat Lady. Knitter. Yarn Enthusiast. Blue dot in a red state. I'm a vegetarian, but I am willing to eat the rich.
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CattyPie
@cattypie.bsky.social
· Jan 24
When I read comics as a kid, I never understood how the Lex Luthor type villains weren't just arrested for being bad guys. I get it now.
The upside of watching your elderly mother continually fail the cognitive test? She doesn't know who the current president is!
July 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The upside of watching your elderly mother continually fail the cognitive test? She doesn't know who the current president is!
Is this another Republican with a black eye on TV? What's going on with these people? #TomCotton #ViolentRepublicans
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is this another Republican with a black eye on TV? What's going on with these people? #TomCotton #ViolentRepublicans
"And I'm not giving him back that piece of shit Tesler!"
--Donald Trump, probably
--Donald Trump, probably
June 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"And I'm not giving him back that piece of shit Tesler!"
--Donald Trump, probably
--Donald Trump, probably
Who won in Godzilla vs. Mothra? Asking for a friend for no apparent reason....
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Who won in Godzilla vs. Mothra? Asking for a friend for no apparent reason....
"Hold my beer, All Lives Matter Wussies. NO LIVES MATTER! How 'bout dat???"
-Joni Ernst, Probably
-Joni Ernst, Probably
June 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Hold my beer, All Lives Matter Wussies. NO LIVES MATTER! How 'bout dat???"
-Joni Ernst, Probably
-Joni Ernst, Probably
I just read a headline that said Elon Musk is looking for who is to blame for his massive unpopularity. Are you telling me that the richest man in the world does not own one single mirror?
June 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I just read a headline that said Elon Musk is looking for who is to blame for his massive unpopularity. Are you telling me that the richest man in the world does not own one single mirror?
Who Wore It Better? Scummy Parenting Edition:
*Elon Musk blaming his 5 y/o for the black eye
*Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for the Cancun trip
*DJT running his mouth about Hunter's drug problems while his own son seems to be the one with a current problem ❄️
Thoughts? Who did I leave out?
*Elon Musk blaming his 5 y/o for the black eye
*Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for the Cancun trip
*DJT running his mouth about Hunter's drug problems while his own son seems to be the one with a current problem ❄️
Thoughts? Who did I leave out?
June 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Who Wore It Better? Scummy Parenting Edition:
*Elon Musk blaming his 5 y/o for the black eye
*Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for the Cancun trip
*DJT running his mouth about Hunter's drug problems while his own son seems to be the one with a current problem ❄️
Thoughts? Who did I leave out?
*Elon Musk blaming his 5 y/o for the black eye
*Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for the Cancun trip
*DJT running his mouth about Hunter's drug problems while his own son seems to be the one with a current problem ❄️
Thoughts? Who did I leave out?
I had Little House on the Prairie on while I worked today. Miss Beadle assigned a project on the Civil War. A parent complained to her about teaching such emotional subject matter. Miss Beadle told that guy to kick rocks. That would never happen in today's Florida, and I hate this timeline.
May 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I had Little House on the Prairie on while I worked today. Miss Beadle assigned a project on the Civil War. A parent complained to her about teaching such emotional subject matter. Miss Beadle told that guy to kick rocks. That would never happen in today's Florida, and I hate this timeline.
I hope those bank execs who shilled for Trump realize that he has pardoned people who defrauded banks for tens of millions of dollars and emboldened more crooks. Something something reap, something something sow.
May 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hope those bank execs who shilled for Trump realize that he has pardoned people who defrauded banks for tens of millions of dollars and emboldened more crooks. Something something reap, something something sow.
Overheard at a food truck festival...
"We just got back from Belize, and there was no American food ANYwhere."
"We just got back from Belize, and there was no American food ANYwhere."
May 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Overheard at a food truck festival...
"We just got back from Belize, and there was no American food ANYwhere."
"We just got back from Belize, and there was no American food ANYwhere."
You know "Murder on the Dancefloor"?
Well I just got "Fat Shamed at the Wawa."
🤬
Well I just got "Fat Shamed at the Wawa."
🤬
May 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You know "Murder on the Dancefloor"?
Well I just got "Fat Shamed at the Wawa."
🤬
Well I just got "Fat Shamed at the Wawa."
🤬
Dear Canadian Friends - my thoughts are with you today. I hope you don't get into the same mess that we, your neighbors to the south, have gotten into.
I just saw a headline that said Poiliever is the Ron DeSantis of Canada. I hate this for you.
-A Floridian
I just saw a headline that said Poiliever is the Ron DeSantis of Canada. I hate this for you.
-A Floridian
April 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dear Canadian Friends - my thoughts are with you today. I hope you don't get into the same mess that we, your neighbors to the south, have gotten into.
I just saw a headline that said Poiliever is the Ron DeSantis of Canada. I hate this for you.
-A Floridian
I just saw a headline that said Poiliever is the Ron DeSantis of Canada. I hate this for you.
-A Floridian
Nothing happens overnight... except black chin hairs.
April 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Nothing happens overnight... except black chin hairs.
Maybe a dumb question... Obvi, boycotting Airbnb.
What is another option to book a girls' knitting weekend?
What is another option to book a girls' knitting weekend?
April 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Maybe a dumb question... Obvi, boycotting Airbnb.
What is another option to book a girls' knitting weekend?
What is another option to book a girls' knitting weekend?
Does anybody feel like ol' JD should pay Trump a visit???
Can't hurt....
Can't hurt....
April 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Does anybody feel like ol' JD should pay Trump a visit???
Can't hurt....
Can't hurt....
According to a leak, Trelon (Trump's and Elon's couple name) is soon to be over.
I believe the leak is the orange one himself.
Is it too much to hope that they turn on each other?
I believe the leak is the orange one himself.
Is it too much to hope that they turn on each other?
April 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
According to a leak, Trelon (Trump's and Elon's couple name) is soon to be over.
I believe the leak is the orange one himself.
Is it too much to hope that they turn on each other?
I believe the leak is the orange one himself.
Is it too much to hope that they turn on each other?
Anyone protesting this Saturday? I'm in a very red area, so I want to be smart about what I put on the sign. I want something that maybe the red hat folks will agree with. Maybe, "Billionaires don't care about you."
Now accepting other ideas.
Now accepting other ideas.
April 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Anyone protesting this Saturday? I'm in a very red area, so I want to be smart about what I put on the sign. I want something that maybe the red hat folks will agree with. Maybe, "Billionaires don't care about you."
Now accepting other ideas.
Now accepting other ideas.
My friend made an appointment to renew her permanent resident card. The wait time: 25 months.
April 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My friend made an appointment to renew her permanent resident card. The wait time: 25 months.
Me to a knitting friend: my plan is to knit through my stash before I die.
Friend: You're gonna live to 300????
#knitsky #yarnhoarder #knitting
Friend: You're gonna live to 300????
#knitsky #yarnhoarder #knitting
April 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Me to a knitting friend: my plan is to knit through my stash before I die.
Friend: You're gonna live to 300????
#knitsky #yarnhoarder #knitting
Friend: You're gonna live to 300????
#knitsky #yarnhoarder #knitting
So I'm glad I hoarded all of that yarn for like 10 years straight. Now that I'm boycotting almost everything, I can knit for free instead of spending money that I probably won't have for much longer. I hope all of my loved ones want knitted gifts for the next 4 years! #knitsky #knitting #yarnaholic
April 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
So I'm glad I hoarded all of that yarn for like 10 years straight. Now that I'm boycotting almost everything, I can knit for free instead of spending money that I probably won't have for much longer. I hope all of my loved ones want knitted gifts for the next 4 years! #knitsky #knitting #yarnaholic
April 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I order my mom's Eliquis from a Canadian pharmacy. It says it is made in India and shipped from Dubai. Which tariff will be applied? Tariffs? Tarives? Tariffises?
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I order my mom's Eliquis from a Canadian pharmacy. It says it is made in India and shipped from Dubai. Which tariff will be applied? Tariffs? Tarives? Tariffises?
After reading the White House explanation of how Goldberg's number got "sucked into" Waltz's phone.
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
Alt: Marcia Brady in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan."
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
After reading the White House explanation of how Goldberg's number got "sucked into" Waltz's phone.
As a recruiter, I get really angry when I see MAGAs say that the protesters were paid. Who is hiring these people? You can't interview all of them! The mass onboarding & orientation? Logistically impossible. All of those I-9s? Don't get me started on the direct deposit. Are you fucking kidding me?
April 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
As a recruiter, I get really angry when I see MAGAs say that the protesters were paid. Who is hiring these people? You can't interview all of them! The mass onboarding & orientation? Logistically impossible. All of those I-9s? Don't get me started on the direct deposit. Are you fucking kidding me?
Happy "Watch Fox News Try to Tell Viewers Their 401(k) Will Be Fine" Day. #stockmarket #trumpflation
April 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Happy "Watch Fox News Try to Tell Viewers Their 401(k) Will Be Fine" Day. #stockmarket #trumpflation