you will never be able to keep me away from the natty hizz for long 🐋

the scratch night went really well!! My friend filmed it and here are some unhinged screenshots!

can't escape from the national parks is would seem... #peakdistrict

Certainly one of the wildest things that happened to me this year was being featured in Vice magazine with one of the craziest pull quotes ever:

feeling kind of random, kind of crazy, wondering how much I value my life and my reason, didn't keep away from the moor. Sorry Sir Henry :( #dartmoor

I've been feeling quite down recently, depressed and directionless, but staring at the sea helps, as does watching my clothes go ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MENTAL in the massive tumble dryer !!

I've been down in Devon for almost 2 weeks on an xmas contract, whenever I get a day off I go and explore. Here are a few snaps from my communion with nature and the laundrette:

Born to be a sexy Dark Souls boss, cursed to be some kind of goofy animal sidekick #VO