Craftle
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I post hobby work like minis, games, painting, and some rare woodworking.
Block all generative AI users on sight.
Politicking guaranteed in less than 1 drink.
Block all generative AI users on sight.
Politicking guaranteed in less than 1 drink.
Time to bring back the People's Olympiad
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Time to bring back the People's Olympiad
God I loved the days of Doom WADs.
Wanna fight demons in a beach resort with water guns? We got you.
Replace the chainsaw with a radio that plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" on loop and hurts everything in earshot? Hell yea dude.
Wanna fight demons in a beach resort with water guns? We got you.
Replace the chainsaw with a radio that plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" on loop and hurts everything in earshot? Hell yea dude.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
God I loved the days of Doom WADs.
Wanna fight demons in a beach resort with water guns? We got you.
Replace the chainsaw with a radio that plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" on loop and hurts everything in earshot? Hell yea dude.
Wanna fight demons in a beach resort with water guns? We got you.
Replace the chainsaw with a radio that plays "Never Gonna Give You Up" on loop and hurts everything in earshot? Hell yea dude.
You don't find it weird that it was exactly how many needed to flip to pass the bill and not a single person more, and it also happened to only be people who aren't up for reelection in the midterms?
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
You don't find it weird that it was exactly how many needed to flip to pass the bill and not a single person more, and it also happened to only be people who aren't up for reelection in the midterms?
It was 8 people who are, conveniently, retiring or not up for election next year.
The party planned this and chose who would be the Rotating Villain well.
All of them are complicit and should be removed from office.
The party planned this and chose who would be the Rotating Villain well.
All of them are complicit and should be removed from office.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It was 8 people who are, conveniently, retiring or not up for election next year.
The party planned this and chose who would be the Rotating Villain well.
All of them are complicit and should be removed from office.
The party planned this and chose who would be the Rotating Villain well.
All of them are complicit and should be removed from office.
So he just went to the first movie review account he could find and started posting "I like movie" under each post?
Lmao.
Rofl
Lmao.
Rofl
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So he just went to the first movie review account he could find and started posting "I like movie" under each post?
Lmao.
Rofl
Lmao.
Rofl
Oh so you're not coming to my "AI is dead" rager?
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Oh so you're not coming to my "AI is dead" rager?
They aren't going far enough. Direct the Department of Agriculture to put all of their effort into genetically modifying sunflowers to spray HFC's directly into the faces of these fluttering shitheads.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
They aren't going far enough. Direct the Department of Agriculture to put all of their effort into genetically modifying sunflowers to spray HFC's directly into the faces of these fluttering shitheads.
No, for the love of fucking God, that's the worst idea I've ever heard.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No, for the love of fucking God, that's the worst idea I've ever heard.
Bro said this shit in a reveal show that included a complete faction refresh for Maggotkin and a board game completely revolving around Maggotkin, and those were the first 2 reveals of the show.
They cannot be fucking serious
They cannot be fucking serious
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bro said this shit in a reveal show that included a complete faction refresh for Maggotkin and a board game completely revolving around Maggotkin, and those were the first 2 reveals of the show.
They cannot be fucking serious
They cannot be fucking serious
This is the dude who constantly praises blade runner as an inspiration for his companies to strive for with technology, so I don't think he even knows what the movies are about.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is the dude who constantly praises blade runner as an inspiration for his companies to strive for with technology, so I don't think he even knows what the movies are about.
You almost had a point, but those 8 Dems did in fact vote to reopen the government so the bill passed the Senate
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You almost had a point, but those 8 Dems did in fact vote to reopen the government so the bill passed the Senate
They work for the ruling class, not the workers. They never have
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
They work for the ruling class, not the workers. They never have
Buddy...
US politicians from both parties have been owned by the billionaire class for almost 100 years with very few exceptions.
They didn't need any threats, they were just told the lobbying money and donations would stop if they didn't do what they were paid to do.
US politicians from both parties have been owned by the billionaire class for almost 100 years with very few exceptions.
They didn't need any threats, they were just told the lobbying money and donations would stop if they didn't do what they were paid to do.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Buddy...
US politicians from both parties have been owned by the billionaire class for almost 100 years with very few exceptions.
They didn't need any threats, they were just told the lobbying money and donations would stop if they didn't do what they were paid to do.
US politicians from both parties have been owned by the billionaire class for almost 100 years with very few exceptions.
They didn't need any threats, they were just told the lobbying money and donations would stop if they didn't do what they were paid to do.
Suddenly exactly enough Dems that are needed to reopen the government are signaling that they have come to a deal to reopen the government with the GOP.
Don't worry, the Republicans pinky swear for realsies they'll vote on healthcare protections in December sometime maybe
Don't worry, the Republicans pinky swear for realsies they'll vote on healthcare protections in December sometime maybe
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Suddenly exactly enough Dems that are needed to reopen the government are signaling that they have come to a deal to reopen the government with the GOP.
Don't worry, the Republicans pinky swear for realsies they'll vote on healthcare protections in December sometime maybe
Don't worry, the Republicans pinky swear for realsies they'll vote on healthcare protections in December sometime maybe
Watchers, cover your eyes. Things are about to get heretical
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Watchers, cover your eyes. Things are about to get heretical