Cattleclysm
LightNews LightNews
cattleclysm.bsky.social
Cattleclysm
@cattleclysm.bsky.social
15 followers 18 following 33 posts
Posts Replies Media Videos
cattleclysm.bsky.social
Weirder and weirder
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
cattleclysm.bsky.social
A screenshot of showing an old online forum discussion from April 2006. The image captures a classic internet prank involving two users. ​ The first post is by a user named PVTCaboose1337, who offers a "free cupholder" via a downloadable file attachment named "Free Cup Holder.exe." The user's avatar is a black-and-white photo of a man wearing sunglasses. ​The second post is a reply from a user named killatia. The message starts by asking what the file does, followed by an update that reads, "nevermind, it just open the cd-rom drive." This reveals the joke: the program ejects the computer's disc tray so it can be used as a physical cup holder.
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
cattleclysm.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
cattleclysm.bsky.social
An image featuring a satirical news headline from The Onion. ​In the top half, a digitally altered photo shows Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a suit, sitting on a patterned carpet in what appears to be a formal office with an American flag in the background. His legs are spread wide and lifted off the ground, and his hands are planted between his legs on the floor, posing as if he is about to scoot across the carpet like a dog. ​The bottom half contains black text on a white background that reads: "RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet." The green logo for "The Onion" is centered at the very bottom.
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
cattleclysm.bsky.social
The post is a meme by a user named Sean, featuring a grid of about 20 different circular profile photos. The photos follow a remarkably similar pattern: mostly white men in their 40s or 50s, wearing dark, sporty "wraparound" sunglasses. Many are sporting goatees and are seated in the driver's seat of a vehicle. The caption above the grid reads, "I don't care about the files anymore," implying a specific demographic of internet commenters.
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
cattleclysm.bsky.social
He already priced in everything
January 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
cattleclysm.bsky.social
Image of an orange kitten with the caption saying "death. blood. violence. murder. bite. rip. maim. tear. kill"
January 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
cattleclysm.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM