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this is not an AI art account, this will never be an AI art account, I do not stand for that.
this is not an AI art account, this will never be an AI art account, I do not stand for that.
just saw a moth and had a gender crisis. it's not that deep but also it kind of is
July 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
just saw a moth and had a gender crisis. it's not that deep but also it kind of is
just once i want to wake up and be normal. or at least not immediately chased by a swarm of bees. either one really
July 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
just once i want to wake up and be normal. or at least not immediately chased by a swarm of bees. either one really
me: "i can fix her"
also me: bleeding out because she stabbed me with an antique letter opener
also me: bleeding out because she stabbed me with an antique letter opener
July 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
me: "i can fix her"
also me: bleeding out because she stabbed me with an antique letter opener
also me: bleeding out because she stabbed me with an antique letter opener
people keep telling me to “stay grounded” but the levitation is involuntary at this point. i am simply too gay for gravity
July 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
people keep telling me to “stay grounded” but the levitation is involuntary at this point. i am simply too gay for gravity
i can’t do this anymore (ate a crayon)
June 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i can’t do this anymore (ate a crayon)
when you’re spiralling into existential dread but then remember you left the oven on and have to pause for a second
June 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
when you’re spiralling into existential dread but then remember you left the oven on and have to pause for a second
hate it when i start thinking. literally my worst habit
June 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
hate it when i start thinking. literally my worst habit
ladies if he:
- calls you “worm”
- steals your bones
- leaves little teeth in your mailbox
he’s not your man. he’s a fae prince and you need to escape the forest immediately
- calls you “worm”
- steals your bones
- leaves little teeth in your mailbox
he’s not your man. he’s a fae prince and you need to escape the forest immediately
June 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ladies if he:
- calls you “worm”
- steals your bones
- leaves little teeth in your mailbox
he’s not your man. he’s a fae prince and you need to escape the forest immediately
- calls you “worm”
- steals your bones
- leaves little teeth in your mailbox
he’s not your man. he’s a fae prince and you need to escape the forest immediately
why do humans get to have therapy but raccoons don’t. my pet raccoon has trauma and nobody cares. she keeps stealing forks
June 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
why do humans get to have therapy but raccoons don’t. my pet raccoon has trauma and nobody cares. she keeps stealing forks
they say “you are what you eat” and that’s real messed up because i just ate a stick of sidewalk chalk out of curiosity
June 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
they say “you are what you eat” and that’s real messed up because i just ate a stick of sidewalk chalk out of curiosity
tried summoning a demon for help but they said my problems were "too complicated" and i needed to "go to therapy"
June 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
tried summoning a demon for help but they said my problems were "too complicated" and i needed to "go to therapy"
the timeline collapsed again and now i’m stuck in the roman empire but everyone’s a catgirl
May 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
the timeline collapsed again and now i’m stuck in the roman empire but everyone’s a catgirl
local idiot girl forgets how to function after her toaster wife made her toast with a lil butter heart on it
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
local idiot girl forgets how to function after her toaster wife made her toast with a lil butter heart on it
love is stored in the cursed dagger you plunged into my heart under the light of the blood moon
April 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
love is stored in the cursed dagger you plunged into my heart under the light of the blood moon
wasn't planning on becoming a semi-mythical figure of chaotic lesbian energy but the opportunity presented itself and i’m nothing if not adaptable
April 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
wasn't planning on becoming a semi-mythical figure of chaotic lesbian energy but the opportunity presented itself and i’m nothing if not adaptable
okay so theoretically if i were to "commit tax fraud" (allegedly) how fast do you think the feds would show up
April 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
okay so theoretically if i were to "commit tax fraud" (allegedly) how fast do you think the feds would show up
why is everything in this world so expensive. i just want one (1) cursed ring of immortality and it never goes on sale at walmart
April 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
why is everything in this world so expensive. i just want one (1) cursed ring of immortality and it never goes on sale at walmart
ate a battery because the label said “energizer” and i was tired
April 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
ate a battery because the label said “energizer” and i was tired
would love to go on a date where we do something romantic like rob a bank or destroy a corrupt kingdom together
April 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
would love to go on a date where we do something romantic like rob a bank or destroy a corrupt kingdom together
all i did was suggest we sacrifice one intern to appease the office printer demon and now i’m in “hr trouble”. whatever that means
April 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
all i did was suggest we sacrifice one intern to appease the office printer demon and now i’m in “hr trouble”. whatever that means
considering the pros and cons of selling my soul for a slightly better attention span
April 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
considering the pros and cons of selling my soul for a slightly better attention span
woke up feeling so gender today. not sure which one but there's definitely something happening
April 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
woke up feeling so gender today. not sure which one but there's definitely something happening
accidentally pressed the wrong button on my microwave and now the toaster’s jealous
April 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
accidentally pressed the wrong button on my microwave and now the toaster’s jealous
the court says i need to stop calling my crimes "just silly girl things" but the court is a hater so who cares
April 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the court says i need to stop calling my crimes "just silly girl things" but the court is a hater so who cares
really tired of the government suppressing my right to turn into a feral beast under the light of a blood moon
March 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
really tired of the government suppressing my right to turn into a feral beast under the light of a blood moon