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cattabish.bsky.social
emme kaye
@cattabish.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 I grow the things that people smoke and I have way too many cats. That's it, that's the bio
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Awwww snap let's do this!!!

Cyco Platinum Series nutrients for the win, I'm super excited to see what I can do with nearly the entire line versus just the basics.
There are 9 silver jugs packed into in a brown box, most are laying on their side with only the sides exposed. Cyco Bloom B, a cannabis nutrient, sits on top and istriumphantly showing its label while the other bottles are obscured. Some of the silver jugs, much to the surprise of the purchaser, are smaller, but most hold a liter of liquid nutrients and additional additives from the Cyco Platinum Series nutrient line. The contents of this box will be used to grow some awesome cannabis, for which the OP will be making some quite colorful alt text descriptions for.
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
My babies are all grown up and harvested 🤤😭❤️
A rack of 2 dozen cannabis plants hanging upside down The flash from a camera illuminates the trichromes of a cannabis plants' cola. The cola is as large as most American males like to think their penis is. Another hanging rack of cannabis plants, freshly harvested
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
cattabish.bsky.social
I accidentally made piatella!!!
A light brown chunk of bubble hash that was frozen to the back of a spoon. There are ice crystals in the center, surrounded by dried hash that was accidentally made into a special kind of hash called piatella.
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
My cute coworker made a comment about how it'd be nice to get an envelope with money in it from someone who was making our lives difficult. So, I added it to my manifestations.

Dude handed me an envelope with money in it and a couple grams of my favorite get-shit-done rosin today.

We cool now.
August 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
Me to my team lead: bring me caffeine

Him: I gotchu

Me five minutes after he gets to work:
August 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
Forever resisting the urge to put more pinecones in one of my favorite coworkers shoes to yank their pigtails but all the pinecones are at home

#bettercheckbothshoesfirstTuesdaySam
August 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
This is the jack and coke
July 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
Here's the before pictures
July 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
Tfw you have to start your outdoor crop over because you brought someone into your home who wreaked chaos and left with your favorite outfit, leaving 3 slashed tires and a dozen plants torn to shreds by an "admirer"

This is why I prefer plants to people.
A woman in a pink bodysuit with a black sports bra peeking out smiles next to a tray full of cannabis clones, with a messy table covered in clutter in the background. A picture of 7 planters on a pallet with cannabis plants surrounding them on the ground. The plants have been ripped out of their pots, torn apart, and are in multiple pieces. One pot is knocked over and has dirt spilling out while others have broken stems. The damage was done by someone who was clearly angry and trying to terrorize the homeowner.
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
I love seeing my babies grow up.... This Pink Certz began it's new life when I lovingly stuck and cared for during the vegetation phase. After 3 weeks, she was handed off to the flower team and they absolutely crushed it in the best way possible. I love this strain ❤️
A large mature bud of cannabis flower in a commercial grow facility. The flower looks fuzzy and white due to the dense trichomes on the nug, and has beautiful purple tones and fresh pistil growth along with some orange, mature pistils. The leaves are partially covered with trichomes and only the tips are bare. The flower is centered within the frame with LED light bars framing the top of the photograph. This is a strain good for anxiety, bipolar disorder, and depression.
April 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
Oh, fuck off.

#teamLuigi
March 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
Seriously though how cute are these??
A screenshot of a pair of mostly black Timberland Pro Drivetrain work shoes with pink accents to match a cheugy Millennial woman with hot pink hair that wears black scrubs at work
March 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
cattabish.bsky.social
Tropical Cherry in the trim stage

Been getting lots of samples of this strain lately and it's 🔥
A trim bin full of purple and green cannabis buds, waiting to be trimmed and sorted by a production worker.
February 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
cattabish.bsky.social
Got home feeling pretty best up from work today and when I laid down with a heating pad, Moo decided she needed a cuddle.

Problem is, she's gassy 🤷🏼‍♀️ the laws of cat physics still apply and therefore I was unable to move.
A black and white cat lays on the chest, grooming her stomach with her rear in the face of the OP while OP grimaces on a bed
January 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
cattabish.bsky.social
Anyways this is Shadow and he's a pretty cool dude that gets to experience being inside while outdoor temperatures drop to below zero Fahrenheit over the next few days.

He is one of the dozen or so cats I care for, and I adore his little face
A longhaired black cat sleeping on a blue and cream plaid couch A picture of a sleeping black longhaired cat on a blue and cream plaid couch on a front porch. The cat is soundly asleep and has some areas of his fur that have been bleached brown by the sun (this is known as rusting). A black cat sits on a front doormat while a cream colored cat reaches underneath the bottom of a screen door to try to play with him. The black cat has a leg raised because he was grooming himself, and faces the camera. He is missing his left eye, but has a light green eye looking directly into the camera. A yellow extension cord frames the front of the photo.
January 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM