It bums me out even more than I can't keep any of them.

No, no, no, GROUCHO licked a kitten, which is even more extraordinary.

It was just a little lick on the head of one that rubbed up against him, and they were only a few inches from my face, so it might have been for my benefit. But that's still amazing.

On a brighter note, Groucho just LICKED a kitten!

It drove my mom crazy that she got me this pretty, frilly thing, and I just covered it with plain white sheets.

I haven't been posting much the last few days because of a health crisis, or you'd have seen it.

Got confirmation today that I could very well die of a broken heart, now the question is, "can they do anything about it before I lose my insurance," and also "do I really want them to?"

I got a canopy bed a few years later, and I completely enclosed it with sheets.

They’ve jumped right on top of him a few times and he shrugged it off. He’s kinda sorta playing with them.

Well, if I win the lottery between now and then...

Aww, was she a retriever too?

I'd actually have to check my videos to be 100% sure that is what it was. Because of course you don't know it'll be the last thing....

In one of his last videos, Harpo bypassed what I put out & pulled a bladder plushie out of the bin. Of course he didn't know, but...

So appropriate that the last thing he brought me was a plush E. coli.

I was going to ask, as I was surprised to see that you had apparently still been in Portland so recently.

I feel guilty for how much I want to insulate myself in kittens against Groucho (probably) dying right before my birthday in January, after Harpo died right before Christmas, after Diva died right before Thanksgiving.

Oh hell, I only just now saw this, as I only followed you on my human account, which I'm avoiding.

I'm so sorry.

They most certainly do. youtube.com/shorts/VJyqh...

Like, no joke, I want to keep all seven and apply the expensive education I'll never pay off towards turning them into a performing troupe, & teaching people how to shape their cats' individual quirks into actual tricks & structured enrichment activities.

Never had a litter like them. Every Single One is super snuggly, super social, super sweet-tempered, and super smart.

Kittens do not usually learn to respect the boundaries of senior cats at all, much less quickly. Tram is the only one determined to climb into Groucho's bed.

I love them all so much.

I would very much like to know how it came to be that Airport and Passport's whiskers got cut off.

Omfg, he's a Kitler.
www.reddit.com/r/Kitler/

When I was a kid, my mom had a big trash can full of colorful wallpaper scraps. I tacked them to the studs that held up the basement stairs and made myself a little cave.