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I’m excited for the posts tomorrow ripping on his upcoming 3am (un)truth social rant tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I’m excited for the posts tomorrow ripping on his upcoming 3am (un)truth social rant tonight.
They’ve called in their motorized infantry!
October 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
They’ve called in their motorized infantry!
I tried so hard to think of a pun with Moo but I drew an udder blank.
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I tried so hard to think of a pun with Moo but I drew an udder blank.
I’ve always meant to watch phantom but silent films just never really do it for me. Trying to stick with it this time for the #mutantfam
March 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’ve always meant to watch phantom but silent films just never really do it for me. Trying to stick with it this time for the #mutantfam
are there any plans to migrate away from apartheid elmo's platform to where the skies are blue instead?
March 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
are there any plans to migrate away from apartheid elmo's platform to where the skies are blue instead?
Keep holding this new MiniTru accountable!
February 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Keep holding this new MiniTru accountable!
No he's not. source: Stephen King himself.
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
No he's not. source: Stephen King himself.
i think your scheduled posts are broken, fyi
February 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i think your scheduled posts are broken, fyi
oh it's 110% that. He has upcoming "disputes" with your national labour board and guess what one of the gov't agencies he just happened to gut was?
February 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
oh it's 110% that. He has upcoming "disputes" with your national labour board and guess what one of the gov't agencies he just happened to gut was?
after this appearance at drumpf's inauguration, it's the only term i've been able to refer to him with.
February 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
after this appearance at drumpf's inauguration, it's the only term i've been able to refer to him with.
sorry, i meant his full name, Apartheid Elmo.
February 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sorry, i meant his full name, Apartheid Elmo.
hey look! it's a federal employee that's been in their position less than 2 years... better get ol' Elmo the axe too.
(or the guillotine? was that too far?)
(or the guillotine? was that too far?)
February 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
hey look! it's a federal employee that's been in their position less than 2 years... better get ol' Elmo the axe too.
(or the guillotine? was that too far?)
(or the guillotine? was that too far?)
somebody needs to find a way to apply this rule to the made-up department that didn't exist a little over 2 months ago.. none of apartheid elmo's fanboys could have possibly had those jobs for over 2 years.
February 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
somebody needs to find a way to apply this rule to the made-up department that didn't exist a little over 2 months ago.. none of apartheid elmo's fanboys could have possibly had those jobs for over 2 years.
I can forgive a lot of things.. maybe even crocs.. but preferring sore-throat water?! That just goes against nature.
February 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I can forgive a lot of things.. maybe even crocs.. but preferring sore-throat water?! That just goes against nature.