I don't know, my favorite Onion headline – and I wish I still had the paper copy of it that I grabbed off the street – was, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT AMERICA UNDER ATTACK."
September 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don't know, my favorite Onion headline – and I wish I still had the paper copy of it that I grabbed off the street – was, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT AMERICA UNDER ATTACK."
The Kennedy curse isn't working quickly enough this time around.
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Kennedy curse isn't working quickly enough this time around.
Is this an old headline or a new one? I can't tell anymore.
August 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is this an old headline or a new one? I can't tell anymore.
I thought this was an Onion article.
July 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I thought this was an Onion article.
He had to pick the right font.
June 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He had to pick the right font.
Why don't we get some impeachment things going?
March 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why don't we get some impeachment things going?
Is the children's play area the same as the employee break room?
March 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is the children's play area the same as the employee break room?
Not all of us voted for this shit, I'm so sorry.
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Not all of us voted for this shit, I'm so sorry.
Good thing SCOTUS is in the front row right there.
March 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Good thing SCOTUS is in the front row right there.
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They are literally sitting in the front row.
March 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They are literally sitting in the front row.
Find an animal rescue and support it. I donate when I can to Ernesto's House of Cats in Syria.
March 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Find an animal rescue and support it. I donate when I can to Ernesto's House of Cats in Syria.
I miss you already.
February 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I miss you already.
Gonna guarantee you we have a government department that already does stuff like this.
February 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Gonna guarantee you we have a government department that already does stuff like this.
I stand with you, Marc. Thank you!
February 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I stand with you, Marc. Thank you!
I fell down my stairs and cracked my hip this week. I'm a nursing home nurse – I knew I'd be exposed to a lot of contagious diseases, but I didn't think hip fractures were among them! Heal quickly, my friend.
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I fell down my stairs and cracked my hip this week. I'm a nursing home nurse – I knew I'd be exposed to a lot of contagious diseases, but I didn't think hip fractures were among them! Heal quickly, my friend.
And we won't know when it's coming because no data will be reported. Cheers!
February 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
And we won't know when it's coming because no data will be reported. Cheers!
I learned today what Aligot is, and now that sounds like the most comforting thing ever.
February 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I learned today what Aligot is, and now that sounds like the most comforting thing ever.