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CatSculptor
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Filthy Commie, Movie Mindset, Vinyl Collector, Gun Nerd
Packers, Brewers, Bucks, Badgers
Sunrise, Parabellum
He/Him, 29
"This movie makes no sense! (complimentary)" and "This movie makes no sense! (derogatory)" are very different things
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the "Jailbait" subreddit wasn't banned until like 2012
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
...um...Yes...
the Earth will literally explode
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
mald means mad+bald
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bluesky rules because half the people on here are completely unaware of jokes and also utterly enraged at the concept
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Nothing gets past you, huh Tim?
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
total burger victory
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*gmod collision sounds while clipping into the floor*
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
They do play basketball. Well, technically these two are avatars, not real Na'vi, but we can't say for sure that the Na'vi never joined them and said "ball is leaf"
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is he ever not crying? I feel like every photo I see of him he's in the middle of a blubbering public meltdown
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oh, you don't want to use an app to buy coffee? Good news! Now your coffee maker uses an app too! The future is so cool.
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Right. For these guys Catholocism is posting Little Dark Age edits and racist memes with pictures of crusaders. The Bible and the Pope really don't come into it.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The left needs its own Jonathan Crane
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Does maga have anyone left who's NOT a moist little psycho? Feels like they chased out all their semi-normal guys in trump 1
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He follows 8 accounts and one of them is a foot fetish account he replied to asking them to follow him back
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
People can't seem to get enough of the stuff!
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Well, a 24 rack of Michelob Ultra, 1 bottle of Yellow Tail Merlot(?), 1 750ml bottle of black label Evan Williams, and 3 4L jugs of Carlo Rossi Burgundy(?) would only run you like $90 all together. Wasteful for sure, but it's not exactly top-shelf stuff getting wasted.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I can't believe Guys: A Podcast About Guys with Bryan Quinby wasn't nominated
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Teddy was definitely juiced up
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I don't wanna believe that account's a real person, but the comments are deranged in a way that bots can't quite replicate
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Levels of juiceless previously only theorized
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Has there been any research done into its effectiveness against cooties?
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I've seen a bunch of posts like this over the past 6 months or so and I feel like they always mention maids/housekeeping services. That's not normal, right? Please tell me normal people aren't paying for regular cleaning services.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM