Slowly taking down ornaments until the tree is bare, hoping my kids didn't notice. The only one they've asked about is #krampus. They miss him.

Holiday calories don't count, amirite?
#holidayfood #christmasbreakfast #gffood

If you get coal for Christmas, let's get together and fire up the grill. K?
#christmas #jokes

Happy Winter Solstice and Yule Tide blessings to those who celebrate. 🕯️🌞🌌
#wintersolstice #yule #yulelog

Tell me you have twins that you try to celebrate as individuals without telling me. Idk who I think I am with my decorating skills... #twinparent #decemberbirthdays #relateablemomcontent