Catsmeat
@cats-meat.bsky.social
Former King of Lyon. Now just inconsequentially Posh.
With an exponential cocaine factor.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
With an exponential cocaine factor.
Not stuffing, but this is the greatest vegetarian side imaginable for Christmas dinner. www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/chee...
Cheesy celeriac, leek & rosemary gratin
Combine celeriac and leek with mature cheddar for an indulgent Christmas side dish. A spoonful of mustard or horseradish stirred through the cream wouldn’t go amiss
www.bbcgoodfood.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Not stuffing, but this is the greatest vegetarian side imaginable for Christmas dinner. www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/chee...
Unless it's prefaced with a 'yeah', in which case it reverts to its actual meaning.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Unless it's prefaced with a 'yeah', in which case it reverts to its actual meaning.
Get a sound bar and switch the output. Nothing comes up on screen. So liberating.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Get a sound bar and switch the output. Nothing comes up on screen. So liberating.
Sandpaper is OK, then?
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Sandpaper is OK, then?
Tesco Finest Roast Beef and Horseradish is your answer.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Tesco Finest Roast Beef and Horseradish is your answer.
Didn't need the Bradford bit. Leeds is enough.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Didn't need the Bradford bit. Leeds is enough.
Just have a portmanteau - Bummings has a nice ring.
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just have a portmanteau - Bummings has a nice ring.
I've looked like this since my early-20s.
The key is to smile and be friendly. Then nobody thinks you could possibly vote Reform.
The key is to smile and be friendly. Then nobody thinks you could possibly vote Reform.
October 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I've looked like this since my early-20s.
The key is to smile and be friendly. Then nobody thinks you could possibly vote Reform.
The key is to smile and be friendly. Then nobody thinks you could possibly vote Reform.
Please, please be one of the real ones.
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Please, please be one of the real ones.
Major feels high. I was only young(ish) but I seem to remember him having no control and lurching from crisis to crisis.
He was a better PM than he was a leader.
He was a better PM than he was a leader.
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Major feels high. I was only young(ish) but I seem to remember him having no control and lurching from crisis to crisis.
He was a better PM than he was a leader.
He was a better PM than he was a leader.
What a terrible attempt at swearing. Really poor.
October 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What a terrible attempt at swearing. Really poor.
Not for houses between £125k and £2m.
October 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not for houses between £125k and £2m.
This feels like a quote from the Epstein files.
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This feels like a quote from the Epstein files.
Unfortunately, it still looks professional compared to Rugby League (digs an major sport aside).
September 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Unfortunately, it still looks professional compared to Rugby League (digs an major sport aside).
Let's start with a 1bn% tax on bullets. Then we're not adjusting gun ownership laws.
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Let's start with a 1bn% tax on bullets. Then we're not adjusting gun ownership laws.
An extra series of Mrs Brown's Boys.
September 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
An extra series of Mrs Brown's Boys.
When Be Here Now was released, an ounce was around £90. Add on a tenner for the album and it's a shitty ring - or a lie.
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When Be Here Now was released, an ounce was around £90. Add on a tenner for the album and it's a shitty ring - or a lie.
Sounds like perfect parenting.
(We did likewise and now have - humblebrag incoming - a doctor and a trainee mental health nurse offspring).
(We did likewise and now have - humblebrag incoming - a doctor and a trainee mental health nurse offspring).
September 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sounds like perfect parenting.
(We did likewise and now have - humblebrag incoming - a doctor and a trainee mental health nurse offspring).
(We did likewise and now have - humblebrag incoming - a doctor and a trainee mental health nurse offspring).
Or on Bluesky, presumably?
September 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Or on Bluesky, presumably?
Just get the Opera browser with its built in VPN.
September 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Just get the Opera browser with its built in VPN.
She accepted the rule of law. She pled guilty - that's a very public acceptance.
August 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
She accepted the rule of law. She pled guilty - that's a very public acceptance.