Nepeta Leijon
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catnipofficefixer.bsky.social
Nepeta Leijon
@catnipofficefixer.bsky.social
:33 < the director of catnip office!!
:33 < the bestest office in the city!
https://catnipoffice.straw.page
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:33 < hmmmmmmmmmm...
:33 < 'you are banned from fr33 ham sandwich day'!
February 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
:33 < @meenahpeixes.bsky.social
:33 < i dont know who you are but okay :33!
February 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
:33 < what
February 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
:33 < hmmmm...
:33 < two video games! they last a lot longer than board games :33
:// < except fatal
February 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
:33 < uhmmmmm
:33 < furriends!
:33 < definitely!
:33 < we'll definitely become friends, you should give me a bunny, h33 h33
February 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
:33 < m33p morp? gnarp gnap!
February 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
:33 < hmmmmm...
:33 < i thiiink i purrfer hashbrowns!
:33 < theyre really yummy!
February 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
:33 < yes! i like both singing and dancing, h33 h33
February 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
:33 < yesssss thank you
:33 < this is just what i n33d to brighten up my w33k!
February 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
:33 < well, hes gotta get better SOMEHOW
:33 < i figured i could show him the ropes!
:33 < (he did lose an arm, though, yikes!)
:33 < i was able to buy him a new one though
February 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
:33 < h33 h33, its me!
:33 < you even got my horns and my tail right!
February 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
:33 < ohhh, i shouldnt spend my office funds on them...
:33 < but theyre so good...
February 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
:33 < cat
February 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
:33 < the beartbeat kf the city is pulskung and yhe cuty yearnsv fkor demise
January 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
:33 < nyaa
January 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
:33 < jsgdkfu
January 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
:33 < furrick. yes.
:33 < i am going to get so blasted tonight
January 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
B33 < just got paid
:33 < f33lin like a mewllion ahn!
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
:33 < oh, thats easy! it'd have to be my guardian, pounce de leon!
January 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
:33 < mrrroowwww
January 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
;33 < meow
January 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
:?? < who?
January 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
:33 < sounds like dinner.
January 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
:33 < oh, hes purrobably in his workshop!
:33 < hes not too fond of the social media stuff, h33 h33
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
:33 < hello everynyan!!
:33 < ive heard this website is all the rage in the city right now!
:33 < what kind of fixer would i be if i didnt jump on the trend :33?
:33 < im nepeta leijon, the director of catnip office!
:33 < the bestest one-person office in the city!
January 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM