I have what's called a "coma build." It's like a sleeper build, but it's on life support and can't really do anything.

My car looks like it just filmed a plant-based bukkake video.

Over millenia, history has been written by the victors. Within 10 years, history will be written by the survivors.

Would you still love me if I did the worm?

If you can't handle me at my wurst, you don't deserve me at my breast.

@theabigailthorn.bsky.social How do you feel about rhetorical questions?

"Chicken chaser?!" He chortles at the moniker of this enigmatic stranger while blissfully unaware of his own peril.

Supposedly, meeting your doppelgänger serves as an omen for imminent misfortune. Modern stories twisted this myth, so now people believe the doppelgänger will kill you and replace you.

If I were to encounter my doppelgänger I think we would have an argument over who gets to die.

I'm tired of reading stories that showcase incredible and fantastic worlds in the first few chapters only to abandon any further worldbuilding efforts in the remaining pages. I want to read a story where exploration and discovery permiate the book and drive the plot.

Pugs and I share something in common; our creation resulted from hubris.

If it's any constellation: Sagittarius.

I'm thinking of learning a foreign language. Does anyone know if Duolingo offers an analingus course?

Stuart Little was not a mouse! The mouse was Stuart Little's monster!