Honest question: Why are we sighing about this? I know lots of cowboys from my time living in North Dakota, and hats didn't really tell me a lot about their politics. And I gotta say, I find these comments to be really judgy. This is exactly why people on the right think poorly of us.

Geeze, I moved to Oregon a couple years ago. I had no idea my water wasn't flouridated!

Isn't that the sort of thing your insurance company does when you file a claim?

It'll be leaked, but it won't matter anyway. Have we learned nothing?

Hello hello!