Clem Fandango
@catmandango.bsky.social
Navy vet, progressive, pissed the fuck off. B.S. in large-scale land use/fire science, cat-dad, nerd.
How can you people look yourselves in the mirror while NOT removing Megyn Kelly from your platform? Unless... Wait, do y'all ALSO want to minimize sexual assault against children? 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
How can you people look yourselves in the mirror while NOT removing Megyn Kelly from your platform? Unless... Wait, do y'all ALSO want to minimize sexual assault against children? 🤔
The REAL problem is that cop has a wonky asshole. Every time he shits, it curls forward and drags along the back of his ball bag, forcing him to wipe his wrinkly balls. 🤷♂️
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The REAL problem is that cop has a wonky asshole. Every time he shits, it curls forward and drags along the back of his ball bag, forcing him to wipe his wrinkly balls. 🤷♂️
Fuck my entire life. SO pissed off I wasted six years of my 20's on active duty to protect THESE idiots... 🤦♂️
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Fuck my entire life. SO pissed off I wasted six years of my 20's on active duty to protect THESE idiots... 🤦♂️
Huh? Are you talking about the 1-year vs permanent thing? If it'd open the government, I'd say it's a fantastic negotiation. Then Johnson will REALLY have zero excuse to keep the house out of session, we'll finally swear in Adelita, and get the Epstein files released. 🤷♂️
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Huh? Are you talking about the 1-year vs permanent thing? If it'd open the government, I'd say it's a fantastic negotiation. Then Johnson will REALLY have zero excuse to keep the house out of session, we'll finally swear in Adelita, and get the Epstein files released. 🤷♂️
Hell, during that time in my life I was working next to immigrants at Taco Bell or McDonald's. What'd I do about it? Used the opportunity to learn Spanish. 🤷
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hell, during that time in my life I was working next to immigrants at Taco Bell or McDonald's. What'd I do about it? Used the opportunity to learn Spanish. 🤷
Me flirting:
a man with a beard is walking in the water
ALT: a man with a beard is walking in the water
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November 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me flirting: