The meme I didn't know I needed

My little boy had a wiggly tooth last night but it wasn’t ready to come out.
Him “I won’t be able to sleep with this”
Me “try your best”
Him *reefs it out of his head*
Me “I meant try to sleep!”

Anyway, the man-of-the-house role has changed hands here.

barn cats are built different

A meme made for us GenXers if I ever saw one

This is Florence. She’s happy. Like, all the time. She’s usually even more happy if there is a ball to be thrown. She’s scared of her own farts.

This is Bruce. Bruce is a girl. Bruce is very nosey. Tonight my husband had the fire lit and Bruce got a bit too close with her tail. Now the house smells like burned hair. And so does Bruce. Bruce is an idiot.

Ps Bruce is fine, it was a light singe and did not burn her skin. Will she learn? No.

Queenie, at 9 weeks old, had already mastered her withering glare…