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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED
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Internet Barbie Cat. 🩷✨

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Dispensaries need to operate like ice cream shops. I don't want 8 little jars/tiny bags to deal with, that's wasteful. (yeah I know it's prob because regulation)
Just weigh out a scoop from a big bin and let me bring my own jar. Seal the big bucket and add a humidifier pack to keep it sticky. Easy.
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's a good life honestly.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Perpetual middle school. I'm so fucking tired LOL.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Every fast food and retail worker should be allowed to beat the shit out of one customer per week.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Meesa have friends everywhere.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I know insurance companies aint lookin at my bsky, but I'm still gonna say it.
If you're gonna start using AI to advertise, I am cancelling the absolute fuck out of my policy. FAFO Progressive.
If you have Progressive as an insurer, you should know they're cheaping out using AI on ads. If they ///
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Today is SUCH a good day dude. Best in a while!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Be a freak
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Have a safe and happy Halloween 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Re-reading the twilight books feels like eating nothing but french fries. So horribly bad for you and fattening, but so salty and delicious.
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I just remembered NFT's and laughed
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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one of these days ill have sl open for more than 10 minutes i swear
December 17, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Flower arrangement of the month 🪻🌷🌺🌹
November's will be the last one, unless my husband buys another year-long subscription. 🥀
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When we saw Ghost in Vegas back in August, we were up in the nosebleeds and had a shit view, but the experience was enhanced and improved tenfold by the drunk man sitting behind us who would shout, "Fuckin' GHOST!" after every song.
My husband's Ghost playlist is titled 'Fuckin GHOST!' in his honor.
October 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
NEVERRRR RECOMMEND ANYTHING AI TO MEEEE EVER AGAIN. LET ME BLOCK EVERYTHING FUCKING AI. FUCK YOU SPOTIFY I WILL NEVER USE YOUR AI DJ BULLSHIT FUCK OFF. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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OMG!! What is this??!!!

I think I've come across a Legendary creature in #SecondLife Just touch for endless entertainment! 😍🤣 It's called a Longboi (LIMITED EDITION) - and I came across it here - maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/S...

Maybe I'll start documenting my finds #LegendarySL 💖
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"resting bitch face" - you mean a woman who is not smiling.
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Be nice to Mormon missionaries. Those boys are as young as 18, and they're in the midst of a 2-year humiliation ritual. Invite them in and let them call their moms on your phone. Text their moms a picture of them as well.
The church is trying to instill an aversion to outsiders. Prove them wrong.
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game
October 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me, watching other Ghost fans on social media argue about ticket prices when I secured two VIP pit tickets to my second ritual this same Skeletour, the moment they went on sale.
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am so fucking sick of playing doctor tag. Holy shit. 3 weeks to see the doctor. Doctor says she put in an order for some imaging with the radiology dept at the hospital in the next town over, and I need to call to schedule an appointment. She says I also will probably need to wait 2+ weeks for ...
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I got my husband to try playing Pathologic 2. He's on day 3 and he fucking hates it.

As he should. Right on schedule.
September 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM