The green m&m was actually hotter when they put her in sneakers, in this essay I will

I love the look of my high top Nike blazers and I can’t justify buying another pair at this point

Also the implication that universities and other research institutions don’t already have protocol in place to ensure national security is fucking laughable

It’s my goto at this point, bought an outfit for Thanksgiving the other day that my fiance said makes me look like Vic Michaelis, a win is a win

Involves*

Bestie I have been asking myself this for years now please lmk if you figure it out (I fear the answer involved old navy)

YES

Phenomenal 😂

(Came across a MisterWives cover of Ride on Spotify)

I will never not love house of gold god forbid a girl learned ukulele at the age of 14 and no other instrument ever

WOOF that’s a hot take ngl

You’ve got me beat, blurryface was the last album I meaningfully listened to (went to college and became less depressed)

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

MOOD

I appreciate the attempt anyway!! 😂

That’s normally how I’d do it, but something about the “between” was making it difficult for me to parse it 🤔

I feel like it should have said ”myself,” because the object for “inconveniencing“ is “our days”... right? For whatever reason I think I skipped the diagraming-sentences thing in elementary

If someone who is better at grammar than I am wants to lmk if that should say “me,” “myself,“ or “I” I promise I won’t block you under the “unneeded advice” condition