Then you need to see Under Paris, in which a grieving yet attractive scientist saves Paris from an invasion of killer sharks. Pretty fab, to be fair

Jason, what have you done…?!

Good grief. I did a story about this more than 30 years ago (I know!) for the Sunday Express. Then, if you wanted data on someone, you applied for your credit report but gave their address and you’d be sent financial info on everyone connected to that address! Shocking then, seems little has changed

What a fantastic thread. Time to reprint that book?!

Ooh that is a brilliant idea!

Sorry to miss you!

Thanks! Change of tone from all the Christmas lights…!

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Clearly Santa, who claims the claimant is elf-employed, and not an employee!

So which of these is you?!

Great thread, thanks!