The sensible footwear taking these looks on a brisk walk to the sublime

this is Johnald! He is King of the Backyard and has blessed our pepper plants with his tiny children

should’ve never effed around (w photoshop)

counterpoint: his NOSE

for me, it’s not the “im just in it for the money” part, it’s the implicit “i became a *geologist* for the money”

facehugging space monsters, sure. people getting phds in geology to get rich, lmao nah

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