Wait, what?

My GF always say, "OK, I have to go get squished." I hope your squishing went smoothly.

At face value, it looks like this judgment corrected a serious underpayment that the city forced on the original owner.

I find that to be verging on magic. I can't imagine extracting enough useful heat from 5 degree air, but there it is. Anthropomorphizing, I guess. I say it's freezing, the heat pump says ooh, lookit all that heat!

Yah, include your SSN and mother's maiden name to ensure the payment is credited properly.

No one can deny that he was a fellow of infinite jest.

This would make for a great pad of sticky notes. Just sayin'.

Everyone who thinks they hate Brussels sprouts should try them roasted. A kind friend should prepare the sprouts and them serve them up with optional balsamic glaze or drizzle.

Napa cabbage has joined the chat.

He definitely sticked the landing.

Congratulations, you're an influencer! I looked at this post this morning and made a shabbier, less photogenic version of this. It was delicious. It was also the first time I ever successfully poached an egg. Achievement unlocked!